Well This Explains A Lot
Jun 01, 2009 at 10:19 am by Wendie

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Maybe Janice Dickinson isn’t a big cokehead drunk, after all.  Sure, she staggered down streets swinging accessories at the paparazzi, and yes, she somersaulted down a flight of stairs and verbally abused models, but it could be that she just needed a sandwich.

Janice talked about how to be a successful contestant — she was on the UK version in 2007 and is appearing tonight on the US version – on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.  “They think this is a game show. It isn’t. It’s arduous. It’s fighting hunger. Since I haven’t eaten in 32 years, it won’t affect me.”

Oh, Janice, so much wasted time.  Think of all the embarrassment and job terminations you could have avoided if only you started consuming.  Calories, that is.

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5 Responses to “Well This Explains A Lot”

  1. Alzaetia says:
    June 1, 2009 at 10:23 am

    “Since I haven’t eaten in 32 years, it won’t affect me.”

    Haha! That totally reminded me of Patsy from Ab Fab.

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  2. Priscilla says:
    June 1, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    i love janice! she is such a rude crude bitch, but then again if i met her in person, i would probably hate her ass…..

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  3. The Beaver State says:
    June 1, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Ah yes, that explains so much… I become a psycho bitch when I’m really hungry, so I can just imagine how evil I would be if I lived on nothing but lettuce and cigarettes my whole life.

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  4. Shan says:
    June 2, 2009 at 3:39 am

    THAT is a great line from her.

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