Look who’s a softball stud! Reese Witherspoon is in hardcore softball training at UCLA — she’s learning the sport for an upcoming film with Owen Wilson.
I went to IMDB to try to find the title of the film, and it looks like it’s still untitled, but I did learn that Reese has also been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming film version of Tokyo Suckerpunch. I was really bummed out about that, for reasons I can’t even really verbalize. The Billy Chaka books were strangely life-changing for me, and I never saw someone like Reese in the Sarah role. Tobey Maguire will play the male lead, which also doesn’t thrill me. I don’t even really know who I want in those roles, but it’s definitely someone different. If you haven’t read the books, you totes should. They’re fantastic.
Chris Brown has a homemade video up on YouTube. I don’t really know what he says. He hasn’t yet learned about the power of a verbal pause. I think the general message that he wanted to get out was that hedoesn’tnormallymakevideosbuthewantedtosay’hi’andhe’sworkingonanewalbumandhe’snotamonster. Yo.
If you’re looking for the unedited and entirely fascinating ten minute video of Chris Brown and Bow Wow bowling and talking about how much bloggers lie, click here.
And since Chris Brown thinks bloggers lie so much, I’d like to live up to his expectations (you know how I hate to disappoint.): Chris Brown has a lengthy and successful career ahead of him.
Oh, sweet Jesus. Mischa Barton is now whining that people don’t like her fashion choices. Um, duh. Is she just now realizing that her Homeless Chic “style” looks ridiculous?
Mischa revealed that though her personal style is not always well received, she would not stop experimenting. A few years ago people thought I was nuts for wearing headbands and fringing, but things I have been into have kind of become more popular recently,” Contactmusic quoted Mischa, as saying.
“I grew up with pictures of Marianne Faithfull and Anita Pallenberg on my wall, they have always been my style. I am a weird replica of the 70s! But it is cool to see that it is back on trend,” she added.
The stunner also revealed that people in Britain are more accepting of her style, as American people tend to stick to a definite style and find people with different style to be a bit eccentric.
“What is nice about fashion in Britain is that you get to be more eccentric and a bit more yourself. In the States they don”t like it when you look too different,” Mischa said.
She also urged women to not to be shy to experiment with their own style.
“It is about experimenting by mixing and matching to develop your own look. You should try to wear something that embodies your sense of style. I think it is bad to wear head to toe all one look,” Mischa added.
Wait a minute. Is Mischa Look What I Found In The Bottom Of The Dumpster Barton taking credit for the popularity of headbands? Because if she is, I’ll personally pay to witness a smackdown with Olivia Newton John who was wearing that crap before Mischa was even hatched out of her martian pod.
Justin Gaston, celibate and totally hetero boyfriend of Miley Cyrus, is a real tool. The website Men.Style.com has a short video of Justin talking about the most prevalent thoughts on his mind.
If you are at work, or on your cell phone, or just damn lazy and can’t watch the video, let me sum it up for you: He wants to be a lap dog, people are mean to him on Twitter and God weaves his shirts for him.
The cast for the newest season of Celebrity Rehab has just been announced. I’d love to know how many of the cast members you’ve ever heard of (without Googling) : Mike Starr (not the one from Alice in Chains), Joey Kovar, Dennis Rodman, Lisa D’Amato, Heidi Fleiss, Kari Ann Peniche, and Mindy McCready. Wait — Mindy McCready is alive?
But you haven’t heard the best part yet. Last season they had Gary Busey in some sort of honorary counselor type position even though he still smoked pot all the time. Eventually he realized that he needed some rehab too. Personally, I think they just told him he was going to be a counselor to get him into the program.
This season they have a new celebrity counselor — MacKenzie Phillips. If you aren’t familiar, allow me to give you the rundown on the washed up One Day At A Time – and yes, I find the title of her most well-known show to be beyond ironic – actress. She just went through her tenth rehab stint in the fall of 2008 after she tried to walk through airport security with cocaine and heroin. She’s been doing lines, and I don’t mean airport security lines, since the seventies. I mean, God bless her for never giving up the fight but I don’t think she should be dispersing How To Stay Sober advice at this time.
Truthfully, if I were a celebrity and arrived at rehab only to discover that MacKenzie I Have No Septum Phillips was the person who was going to help me in my recovery, I’d just launch myself out in front of a moving vehicle. Seriously, it would offer me better odds of survival.
I would like to tell you that the term “retard” is very offensive to me. I am not offended because I ASSUME it would offend someone who has mental retardation. I am offened on how the word came to...
I am not offended that Rosie has a fear or anxiety of LP. I feel that when someone knows very little about things and or people they tend to be anxious. Think about it if you had never been around someone...
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