Jordin Sparks took in a Lakers game last night with her boyfriend, “singer” Steph Jones. I took twenty seconds out of my day to listen to some of his stuff on his MySpace page, and, IMHO, it’s totally unexceptional and amateurish. There’s a reason I hadn’t heard about him before now.
Jordin famously took Russell Brand to task at the VMAs last year for poking fun at the Jonas Brothers when they talked about promise rings. “It’s not bad to wear a promise ring,” she said on stage, “because not everybody — guy or girl — wants to be a slut.” I found that statement exceptionally annoying, and I resent the implication that the decision to have pre-marital sex makes one a “slut.” (I don’t like the term “slut” in general, but that’s neither here nor there.) Anyway. I’m wondering if Jordin’s letting this dude pork her, or if she sits at home polishing her promise ring while he jacks off in the bathroom.
Ugh. So Diddy’s latest protege, Cassie Ventura, had some nipple action “leaked” onto the Internet last night. Apparently someone “hacked” into her computer and “stole” the photos. Cassie Twittered about it last night, saying “IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.” And then she blogged about it today:
The recent personal pictures that have been leaked on the internet of me were hacked and stolen out of my computer. These photos were obviously never intended for the world to see and it’s sad that people would really take time to steal and post them, it’s just evil. At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren’t the first you’ve seen and they won’t be the last… people need to grow up, let’s move on. Thank you.
This story is such crap. No one “hacks” into someone’s computer and “steals” personal photos. Cassie’s PC is not a server; it doesn’t work like that. She should have gone with the angle that she emailed them to a guy and he leaked them — the approach she used instead is so transparent. She leaked these things herself, for publicity, guaranteed.
Paris and Douche Reinhardt are having a lover’s getaway on some secret island where the paps can’t find them — but that didn’t stop me from tracking down some pictures of her and Doug sucking face all over the island. We get it, Paris. You guys are in love, and it’s the real thing. Just like it was the real thing with Benji. That relationship was going to last forever. Just like this one is, dear.
Well this is interesting. An informal poll conducted by ParentDish.com asked over 10,000 mothers which celebrity couple they’d be most comfortable leaving their kids with. The winner? Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.
The TV chat show host and her wife took 31% of votes with Jennifer Aniston coming in second at 22%. Brad and Angie got 18% of votes, while Oprah Winfrey got just 9%.
Now, granted, this isn’t exactly Pew research, but 10,000 moms is a pretty large sample size. And they feel safer having their kids with non-mom Jen than with parents-of-six Brangelina! AND they trust their kids around HOMOSEXUALS! Shocking!!! Isn’t it a part of the gay agenda to allow people to have sex with children as well as household pets? I guess I got my facts wrong, because American women feel their children are perfectly safe with a gay couple.
It’s not really all that funny, but we’re running it because a) Everyone loves Natalie Portman and b) There is a very very cute dog in the video and c) Natalie’s support of micro-finance is awesome and micro-finance is important and potentially world-changing and you should all learn more about it.
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