The Office’s Amy Ryan attended a DKMS fundraising gala last night and really missed the mark on the red carpet.
Also there-Sarah Wynter and Rachel Zoe. I’d like to ask WireImage know something. Sarah Wynter and Rachel Zoe are so obviously not the same person. There is easily a fifty-pound weight discrepancy betwen the two of the them so why does WI insist on tagging both of their photos as “Sarah Wynter”?
Rihanna arrived in high fashion, Kylie Minogue was glowing, and Chelsea Clinton was…there. Am I allowed to be mean to her now that she’s no longer the first child? Because she needs some toning body bands and Crest Whitestrips like…yesterday.
Kiefer Sutherland showed up yesterday at a New York City police station where he was charged with a misdemeanor offense of assault with a deadly noggin. Or, you know, just assault. He’ll have to show up in court June 22nd to answer the charge.
You’ll remember that Kiefer (allegedly!) head-butted designer Jack McCollough the other night. The good news is that the dude doesn’t have a broken nose as was originally reported.
If Sutherland is found guilty, he could a year in the slammer since this crime was (allegedly!) committed while he was on parole from a 2008 DUI.
I was thinking that the female version of Kiefer Sutherland is Lindsay Lohan. Fair skin, light eyes, reddish hair, rap sheets, a love of all things cut on a mirror. Can you imagine if these two drug clones hooked up? I can see it now-we could call them Reefer Blohan.
Lynyrd Skynyrd bassist Donald “Ean” Evans passed away Wednesday at the age of forty-eight after a short battle with an aggressive form of cancer.
Lynyrd Skynyrd is a band that has been plagued with years of a tragic history. In 1977, a plane crash claimed the life of three band members. One of the survivors, Billy Powell passed away earlier this year at the age of forty-six. In 2001, Leon Wilkinson, Evans’ predecessor died in his sleep at the young age of forty-nine.
Stephen Colbert has donated his birthday this year to DonorsChoose.org. This is an organization the Evil Beet is very involved with — you might recall the promotion we ran last fall where you, the Evil Beet readers, KICKED SOME ASS and donated a ton of money to fund educational projects in low-income school districts. I was passionate about it then and I still am. There is NO REASON why the children in ALL our schools shouldn’t have access to the materials that will help them learn. If the government won’t fork over the money, then it’s our responsibility as private citizens to ensure that all our children in all our schools have the best possible opportunity to learn. I donate to DonorsChoose regularly — even when I’m not running promotions here on Evil Beet — and I’d encourage you all to revisit the site (or visit it for the first time!) and consider finding a project you connect with and helping to fund it. Thank you, Mr. Colbert, for promoting such a phenomenal organization that makes a REAL DIFFERENCE in the lives of students.
You guys I saw the new Star Trek film tonight!!!!! Being the Trekkie that I am, I felt compelled to do a video blog about my thoughts. If you don’t feel like watching it, here’s the Cliffs Notes: IT WAS AMAZING AND YOU NEED TO SEE IT!!!
To celebrate the workday where no one should be actually doing work, I’m posting the gallery of all the cat pics you guys sent me on Twitter.
Now, here’s the thing: I know I told you guys this would be a contest that you could vote in, but I have looked high and low and I can’t find a plugin that will allow me to do voting with this many pictures, at least not one that would be very usable. So there’s not going to be a particularly reliable voting algorithm, and I apologize for that. But I’m sure you’ll let me know in the comments which kitty pic you like best, and that photo will run in our sidebar for a week for everybody to see and admire.
And for those of you who are all like “WHAT ABOUT MY DOG, BITCH????” please don’t worry. We will be doing a dog pic contest in the near future. Stay tuned.
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