Continuing what looks to be a drug-related arrest kind of weekend, Tina Fortenberry, who works as an assistant to Barbara Streisand, was arrested on Saturday in Mailbu. Police pulled her over for having expired tags, and after finding that her driver’s license was also expired, proceeded to search the vehicle. Inside, they discovered cocaine, methamphetamines, and a “sap”– a weapon similar in design to nunchakus.

When she was arrested, Fortenberry was on the way to the post office with some of Barbara’s mail– mail that another assistant from Streisand’s office later had to retrieve from the sherrif’s office.

Fortenberry has been released on bond and is scheduled to appear in Malibu Supreme Court in July.

Let this be a lesson to us all! If you’re going to carry illegal drugs and dangerous weapons around in your car while delivering Barbara Streisand’s mail, you should probably make sure that neither your driver’s license nor your registration are expired.

Jojo Simmons, “star” of the MTV reality TV show Run’s House and son of Joseph Simmons– who puts the “Run” in Run DMC– was arrested Saturday and charged with drug possession and one count of resisting arrest.

Jojo Simmons, 19, was released on his own recognizance after being charged with two counts of possession of marijuana and a count of resisting arrest, officials said.

Police had initially slapped Simmons with attempted reckless endangerment, a felony charge, but a Manhattan judge Saturday gave the aspiring rapper a lighter rap.

Police said the hip-hop heir was behind the wheel of his BMW, which has “JoJo” embroidered on the head rests, rolling a joint when narcs knocked on his window Friday.

I don’t know what’s dumber– the fact that he sat in his car and rolled a joint in plain sight of whomever might happen to walk by, or the fact that he has “Jojo” embroidered on his headrests. Other sites are reporting that the attempted reckless endangerment charge mentioned above was added when he tried to flee, but slammed into two parked cars and was quickly apprehended.

Let me put on my Cosby voice for a minute: You see kids, you can’t just go burnin’ bridges and then expect to be able to walk back across ‘em later on. Pudding pops.

The Enquirer is reporting that when Clay Aiken visited the set of American Idol recently–without being invited or letting anyone know he was coming– he was given limited access, confined to break rooms and a few backstage areas, and then shuffled quickly and quietly out the door.

The purpose for his visit was supposedly because he wanted to have a talk with the contestants– Adam Lambert in particular, who is said to be his favorite– and offer them advice and mentoring from someone who has been there before… the key words in that phrase being  “has been.”

Producers and reps from “American Idol” have had a long-simmering feud with Clay because he was one of the first contestant to bolt from 19 Entertainment, the management company that oversees the recording deals, merchandising, touring, sponsorship, and movie deals for “Idol” stars.

Network execs believe that Clay encouraged Kelly Clarkson to cut her ties with the show as well.

“They’ve always held a grudge against Clay for that,” revealed the insider. “So when he showed up at the ‘Idol’ studios and asked if he could give a little pep talk to the remaining finalists, they told Clay thanks… but no thanks.

“It was made clear to him that he was not welcome.”

People are speculating that visit may not have been motivated purely out of concern for the wellbeing of the remaining contestants, but might actually have been *gasp!* a self-serving and desperate attempt at reviving his own career. The 30 year old was dropped from his record label, RCA, late last year, and like a college kid hauling his empty stomach and his dirty laundry home to mom & dad on the weekend, has no place to go except back to Idol.

Colbert with another old bird, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Fake political pundit Stephen Colbert may not have a module of the International Space Station named after him, but he’s not doing too shabby. In his seemingly endless quest to cover the world (and even outer space) with objects named after him, the students at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse have done Colbert a solid and christened their eagle mascot “Colbert.”

More than 3,100 students participated in the vote. The results were announced Friday.

Colbert received 44 percent of the votes, followed by Ernie with 14 percent and Edgar and Screech with 11 percent each.A Comedy Central spokesman said the fake political pundit wouldn’t comment on the honor.The university of 10,000 originally chose the name Eddie. But the National Rifle Association said it trademarked that name for its gun-safety mascot.

Who needs a room in the space station when you’ve got your own college mascot? Now there’s a legacy.

Also.. .the NRA has a mascot? Named Eddie? You know I couldn’t let that one go without further investigation, so here’s a picture of NRA Eddie with what is either a gun safety slogan for kids or advice about what Natlie Portman should do the next time she sees Sean Penn.

Just in case you hadn’t noticed them before, she put a big ole star on them and framed them with a… is that a gun holster? What is that?

The Dutchess did her best Tomb Raider impression on the red carpet at this Saturday’s 102.7 KIIS FM Wango Tango event– which does not refer to a Ted Nugent song, but a Summer Concert held in Irvine, CA.

Lady Gaga was also present, but turned the corner from delightfully insane antics to just plain old pyschosis when she started laying wet ones on Perez Hilton. Let’s all hope she soon goes back to talking to her tea cups.

Sasha reported on Thursday about nude photos of singer Cassie Ventura that were supposedly stolen from her computer when someone “hacked” into it.  In those publicity shots leaked photographs, you could really only see her breasitcles, and Cassie herself responded to the leak, saying, “At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren’t the first you’ve seen and they won’t be the last…”

I hope she has equally sage advice for the masses when it comes to vaginas. Today, even raunchier photos of Cassie surfaced, including one very, very NSFW picture of her, taken from the business end of a spread eagle with nothing between you and her Cervix but a few piercings. Take a peek.

I think if I was going to allow  some guy with a camera unlimited access to my ovaries, I’d at least make sure I had some good lighting. Nothing worse than a poorly-lit pussy shot. In fact, this photo is shady in a number of different ways. In the first “leaked” pics she had her hair and makeup done and actually looked attractive, while this one is of much poorer quality and makes her look disgustng. People are saying that’s her, but it doesn’t look like the same person to me. What do you think?