This is so devastating!!! Survivor winner Ethan Zohn announced over the weekend that he’s battling cancer.

On April 30, Zohn was diagnosed with Stage 2 Hodgkin’s disease. The diagnosis came after months of unexplained itching and night sweats, originally thought to be a skin condition. Doctors discovered a swollen lymph node under his left clavicle, and a CT scan revealed a mass on the left side of his chest. Then, just last week, Zohn learned he is suffering from a rare form the disease called CD20-positive Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, for which he began chemotherapy last Friday.

“This is the ultimate game of Survivor,” Zohn, 35, tells PEOPLE exclusively, “and there’s really only one outcome, and that’s to win. There’s no other option.”

The good news is that, with treatment, Hodgkins has a high survival rate. Ethan will fight the disease with the support of his longtime girlfriend, fellow Survivor winner Jenna Moraska, who says “I will fight with every fabric of my being to get him through this.”

Our thoughts and prayers are with Ethan and his loved ones!!! It’s awesome to see him take a positive attitude toward this and fight it with everything he’s got. And it’s another important reminder — if something seems wrong, go see a doctor, like Ethan did. Keep up to date with your physicals and health exams! It is always easier to fight this stuff when you catch it early.

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At least they can be civil for the kids. They haven’t been seen together in two weeks, but Jon and Kate Gosselin were in the same place on Sunday, to celebrate the fifth birthdays of Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel. As Us Weekly bitchily notes, “The celebration was a week late: Kate spent the afternoon of the sextuplets’ actual birthday — Mother’s Day — at a tanning salon instead of with her kids.” (How does one spend an entire day at a tanning salon? Shut up, Us Weekly.)

J&K barely spoke a word to each other, although Jon chatted with Steve Neild, Kate’s bodyguard who she’s rumored to be sleeping with. The camera crew was, of course, on hand.

I can’t believe the sextuplets are already five years old! They’ve been famous since they were born! I sure hope Kate’s saving some of this TLC money for their therapy sessions later in life, and not spending it all on tanning.

Ohhhhh tragedy of tragedies!!! I really really really need to stop developing crushes on gay men. It always lead to disappointment. The New York Post is reporting that Adam Lambert hit up Outback Steakhouse in Burbank with several other Idol contestants, and he was there with a guy that he introduced as his boyfriend. I knew I probably couldn’t land you, Adam, but you didn’t have to go slashing my little dream to shreds like this. It’s okay, dude. I’ll still vote for you.

Also with Adam were my nemesis Megan Joy Corkrey and Anoop Desai, who are apparently an item. I don’t see how anyone could date Megan. I bet she randomly busts out into that stupid shaky dance during sex. You’d always be wondering whether she was having an orgasm or just approaching the chorus of “Rockin’ Robin.”

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So I got an email this morning from the fabulous Jenna over at PantyLine Press informing me that Maroon 5′s Adam Levine and Cameron Diaz are apparently a couple. Actually, she emailed me because she’d been researching Adam’s past girlfriends and had come across this photo of his ex Sophie Monk, with my hottie crush Matt Felker in the background. “Isn’t that your honey?” she asked. Ha. I love how the whole world knows about my random crushes. But, for the record, that’s all in the past! Matt is amazing and smart and gorgeous and I adore him, but in a strictly platonic sense these days! That said, I’m always happy to see a photo of him. ;)

Anyway, apparently model Paul Sculfor is a thing of the past, because a witness caught Adam and Cammie on a lunch date at Chateau Marmont. Chateau Marmont! How original! Because everything that happens at Chateau Marmont stays at Chateau Marmont, and that place has absolutely no record of leaking everything that happens there to the press. Oh, wait. Except that’s not true at all. Actually, the Chateau used to be a place where celebrities could go and have things keep quiet, but that all changed somewhere around the time that Lindsay Lohan was living there and Jen Aniston and John Mayer were sucking face all over the place. Time to find a new secret hideaway, celebs!