Us Weekly continues on its endless stream of Gosselingate stories with new “revelations” that Kate Gosselin is a difficult employer.  No kidding.

Baby nurse Angela Krall took care of the sextuplets for over a year during their infancy.  And because everyone except the Gosselin’s dry cleaner (and come to think of it, he probably has sent Jon Gosselin’s pants out for DNA testing) is granting interviews, Krall had lots to say about Kate and what a controlling shrew she is.

According to the caretaker, prior to being employed by the Gosselins Kate had fired forty nurses and assistant nurses in a three-month span of time.  She also applied for extended Medicaid benefits to pay Krall’s salary since Jon was unemployed and they hadn’t landed their TLC deal yet.  “Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births.”

The nurse also states that Kate had condescending signs posted in every room and flipped out when employees “cross-contaminated” by washing their hands in the kitchen instead of the bathroom.

The ex-employee also shares what happened that led to Kate being estranged from her father.  When Kate was pregnant her dad, pastor Kenton Kreider, gave her cribs that were donated from parishioners.  Gosselin rejected them because she wanted six matching cribs and this caused a rift.

Kate is a controlling, neat-freak who can’t hold onto help and has spent twenty-one of the last thirty days on a book tour while Jon has been at home with a twentysomething eight kids.  How much longer until People snags the “Split!” cover?

I am so happy that an educated Hindu scholar finally sees what I see.  Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP website, with the tagline “Nourish the inner aspect,”  is a total joke.  I subscribe to her newsletter and I’m sorry — I do not see the spiritual merit in discussing gladiator sandals.  Trench coats and nautical-themed clothing do not represent any part of the inner me.  Now, I’ve found a genius dude who shares my perspective.

Hindu scholars have poked fun at GWYNETH PALTROW for using religious terminology to promote her “mundane” weekly Goop blog.
U.S. Hindu leader Rajan Zed suggests the movie star should take the trouble to learn more about the ancient religion before using taglines like “nourish the inner aspect” on her website.
Zed fears Paltrow is leading impressionable minds astray by suggesting her weekly musings are deep and philosophical – and then just writing about material, “external” matters.
He says, “There are not many deep, spiritual and philosophical thoughts in the blog, which are an essential part of nourishing the inner self.
“The actress needs to grow-up and stop writing about mundane topics like ‘Boots by Gucci’, ‘Banana Pancakes’, ‘The Hungry Cat’ and ‘Tweezerman’ – in which she talks about taming the unruly eyebrows of men. Instead, she needs to talk about topics like realising self, immortality, deeper reality, eternity, soul, inner realms of the mind and spirit, pure consciousness. That’s if she’s truly serious about inner aspect.”

Reading this article got me to going through POOP GOOP again.  According to Gwynnie, songs to nourish your inner aspect include “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and “Crazy In Love” by Beyonce.  What a waste of cyber space.

I do.  I know it’s a spoiler but I’ll say this:  The winner wore sequins.  More after the jump.

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The teenage hottie steams things up on a boat with her boyfriend, British TV personality Steve Jones, and some friends while in France. Rough life that Hayden kid has.

You can’t ride a horse while it’s dead and you’re beating it, Love.

But that’s exactly what JLH is hoping to sing about — in the latest iteration of the decades-long free-fall that is her music career. Yes, it’s true: She’s going to sing country.

Her boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, says that she’s “writing a country song, and I really want to make her a new demo for her music, because I think she should do singing again. She’s so good.”

Um, yeah. A new demo would be a good idea, seeing as the last time she released a song it was in 2002. Since then, she’s been through countless fiances. It’s definitely time to go for country. Hey, it worked out so well for Jessica Simpson …

Chris Pine, I have just three letters for you: WTF? You’re killin’ me here, dude. Sources are confirming that my Star Trek hottie and The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes are, in fact, bumping uglies. Actually, that’s a misstatement. They are bumping a sexy-part into an ugly.

“Chris and his girlfriend broke up in March, and he is definitely single,” an insider reveals to In Touch. “They went out, and Audrina is into him.” On May 2, a few weeks before being caught at the Red Lion with friends, the reality star, 24, and the Star Trek hottie, 28, kept a low profile, but left his building early in the morning — just a few minutes apart. And though they are being secretive about a relationship, the two first met at Tao in Las Vegas at ShoWest. “They both got awards and were at a dinner with friends. They said a quick hello,” the insider says. “That’s where they met. Chris was looking at Audrina a lot, and you could tell that he thought she looked pretty — he was intrigued.” Audrina left Chris’ apartment building on May 2, just 10 minutes before he left to board a flight.

Sigh. Chris. You were totally on the list to be my Next Big Crush after Adam Lambert wins Idol tomorrow and that whole thing dies down. You have everything it takes: Looks, talent, money … Yeah, that’s about all it takes. But if you’re going to be out there rewarding Audrina for whatever it is she’s done to her face, I want no part of this. I will find another boy-crush, I’m sure. There are many attractive men out in Hollywood just waiting to be blog-stalked by me. Consider this me blog-dumping you.

Suggestions for my new crush?