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Mel Gibson’s Rep Confirms Oksana’s Pregnancy

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Not that we didn’t already know, but, for the record, Mel Gibson’s rep has finally confirmed that his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is, in fact, guaranteed a bunch of his money pregnant with his demon spawn.

In fact, Mel shared the news with his friend Jay Leno during a recent Tonight Show taping for an episode that will air this week — Leno’s last episode as the host of the show. What a fantastic goodbye gift: Another Gibson kid on the loose. The Malibu rehabs are already planning the new wing they’ll be able to build.

“I guess I’m ‘Octo-Mel,'” quipped Gibson, who has seven kids with his estranged wife.

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha. You’re so funny, Mel. And by “funny” I of course mean “bigoted.”

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  • ugh.
    what. a. creep.
    i actually passed by that leno episode at least a dozen times while flipping channels tonight, and with everything we’ve been hearing about mel gibson over the last few years, i couldn’t change the channel fast enough.

  • There’s a part of me that feels I should defend my compatriot… but nah fuck that he’s a cunt.

  • Off-topic, Kylie tickets are expensiveeee. Worth it though! I’m gonna see that bitch in Hollywood if it kills me…

  • I love Mel and his conversation with Jay confirmed that he has been separated for three years, takes full responsibility for the breakdown of his marriage and can make fun of himself. The Octo-Mel comment was hilarious! I’m glad we’re all so perfect that we’ve never said anything we’ve regretted. Lucky we don’t have worldwide press quoting us when we say regretful things…

    Where are all the Natalie Portman haters? After all, she keeps dating the very married Sean Penn, even though he keeps going back to his wife. She’s a skank dating a married man, over and over, yet it seems she gets a pass. Actually, whether Penn was married or not makes no difference, she has poor taste, he’s a douche.

    • Um, if you’ve ever made multiple racist and anti-Semitic comments–no matter how drunk you were–then you’ve got PLENTY to regret regardless of whether the press quoted you on it.

      Also, he’s driven drunk more than once.

      Sorry, but he’s scum.

    • natalie portman is NOT dating sean penn. get your facts straight before you start trashing people you don’t know.

  • I thought he is such a devoted Christian. Making a baby with a woman he is not married to, when he is still officially married to another woman is very unchristian. Hypocrite.

    • He is a devout Catholic, so divorce and adultery shouldn’t be so acceptable to him. I love how people can be so judgmental until they “break the rules” then all of a sudden the rules were always flexible…riiiight.

  • I don’t know if it’s just me but is anyone else having trouble comprehending that this woman is 39? She does not look 39.

  • Uch, what a scumbag – what pisses me off even more is that he goes on and on about how his (ex)wife is going to hell and he isn’t, then he goes and pulls shit like this.

  • This really bugs me because I remmeber a few months ago watching an interview he gave when he was like talking about how much he loved his (now ex) wife, and how strong she was etc, etc,.

  • Show me one person who hasn’t done something stupid while pissed drunk and I will show you a liar.

    Ultimately the real question is what is Mel’s opinion of Jews when he is sober.

    As for the divorced wife and now pregnant girlfriend the harpies on this website need to grow up. With so many failed marriages you people act like he is the first to get divorced.

  • I saw him on Leno- what the quote doesn’t show is his mood and how the crowd initially started laughing then cut themselves off when they saw Mel’s mood change to sour and bitter momentarily following the comment- Jay and him go way back- it was nice to see the montage he put together of greatest moment of Mel on his show over the past 17 years! =)