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May 19, 2009 at 05:05 am by Wendie

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9 Responses to “What On God’s Green Earth Is This?”

  1. jessiee says:
    May 19, 2009 at 5:10 am

    I don’t know about Boston, but here in Pennsylvania, it’s Tuesday morning. LOLOL Wendie. :-)

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  2. Anna says:
    May 19, 2009 at 5:31 am

    yup, totally tuesday.

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  3. Anonymous says:
    May 19, 2009 at 6:19 am

    god, I am sick of all of her dull frocks. Wear something flashy for once Paris

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  4. Kate says:
    May 19, 2009 at 7:32 am

    This post send me into small seizures for two reasons:

    #1: Paris’ dress/ring is so bright and flashy my brain couldn’t process it.
    #2: My brain also couldn’t process the fact that it was Monday. Again.

    :)

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  5. Abbi says:
    May 19, 2009 at 9:06 am

    That ring is just Paris looking for attention

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  6. Dee Cee says:
    May 19, 2009 at 9:42 am

    A cubic zirconia has more sparkle.. Hum.. recycled glass against sparkly dress may work Doug?!! Haha Zonk! and wonky parasite fooled ya without more BS!
    Anyway who cares if she does marry this guy, she loses interest in him, says horrible things happened to her.. he finally tells her off and proves she was the wicked, insane one.. sues for alimony.. and they get into brawls and troubles galore as they thrill-you-travel and childishly fight under the pressure of papp’s flashes and wow the world with their unique faux-high fashion cheaper-fad vintage fugginess?

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  7. Think Straight says:
    May 19, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Maybe she’s going green after all – recycling engagement rings from past, interchangeable dopes. Maybe her standards have gone down and she’s wearing the same engagement ring in public twice. Don’t her old ones from the Stavroses (were there one or two of them who she got a ring out of?) look just like this? Did Doug borrow one of her old rings to propose with?

    If Doug bought it, does he realize that when she dumps him, she won’t give it back and he just went into hock for the rest of his life on spec? And does he think that she can stay faithful to him until she comes into her parents’ trust funds? Does he realize that her grandfather has disinherited her? And last but not least, does he realize that that ring will get scratched to heck when it bumps into her crystal covered cell phones? (Yes, diamonds do get scratched!)

    Paris raises a lot of deep questions.

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  8. priscilla says:
    May 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    geezus is this bitch so pathetic that she has to pretend to be engaged or try to start rumours about herself to get press.
    why doesnt she just make another porn, it’d be easier.

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  9. Jinxy says:
    May 19, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Paris has a history of buying fake engagement rings for herself, she did the same thing with Nickos Stavros the Greek heir, real heir to a shipping fortune, not a big footed fake heiress that got cut out of the family will and trust.

    She’s doing this fake fake at Cannes because she can’t make money in the states anymore and that’s why she’s there, only foreigners are dumb enough to pay her skank ass to show up at events anymore.

    It’s a ploy to get press space. She’s just advertising her product, which is her lumpy, bulimic ass.

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