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Chris Pine and T.A.F.K.A.C.E. Continue to Break My Heart

Audrina Patridge and Chris Pine Dating Pictures Photos

Chris Pine, I have just three letters for you: WTF? You’re killin’ me here, dude. Sources are confirming that my Star Trek hottie and The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes are, in fact, bumping uglies. Actually, that’s a misstatement. They are bumping a sexy-part into an ugly.

“Chris and his girlfriend broke up in March, and he is definitely single,” an insider reveals to In Touch. “They went out, and Audrina is into him.” On May 2, a few weeks before being caught at the Red Lion with friends, the reality star, 24, and the Star Trek hottie, 28, kept a low profile, but left his building early in the morning — just a few minutes apart. And though they are being secretive about a relationship, the two first met at Tao in Las Vegas at ShoWest. “They both got awards and were at a dinner with friends. They said a quick hello,” the insider says. “That’s where they met. Chris was looking at Audrina a lot, and you could tell that he thought she looked pretty — he was intrigued.” Audrina left Chris’ apartment building on May 2, just 10 minutes before he left to board a flight.

Sigh. Chris. You were totally on the list to be my Next Big Crush after Adam Lambert wins Idol tomorrow and that whole thing dies down. You have everything it takes: Looks, talent, money … Yeah, that’s about all it takes. But if you’re going to be out there rewarding Audrina for whatever it is she’s done to her face, I want no part of this. I will find another boy-crush, I’m sure. There are many attractive men out in Hollywood just waiting to be blog-stalked by me. Consider this me blog-dumping you.

Suggestions for my new crush?

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    • He HAS done that. He looked way hot. I have no idea why he cut his hair, he looked better before.

  • Have to agree, Chris Pine can do WAY BETTER than this lame excuse for a celebrity. Why on EARTH would he settle for someone like her when he is the hottest guy on the planet right now? It does sort of bring him down a few notches. I would say move on to Zachary Quinto, but he’s obviously gay, which is awesome for me, not so much for you. Scott Speedman and that new guy from Terminator are looking pretty sweet though.

  • It’s weird to me that everyone is saying that his hotness meter is slowly dropping because of his choice in women. Everyone dates people that other people don’t agree with, get over it. Once he’s done doing whatever he is doing with her you will all be right back on his nuts talking about how hot he is so what’s the point of bashing Audrina.

  • For God’s Sake kid, you probably have BEAUTIFUL people after you; you probably have SMART people after you; but you chose to hang out with one that isn’t either.

  • here’s a suggestion:

    dump fug-face for megan fox.

    i totally see chris playing brad pitt in a biography on brangelina.

    hell, i think his IS the next brad pitt. especially in the jaw and hairline.

    chris pine = brad pitt (similar ring to it, no?)

    & y’all know megan will be game to play angie…

    she thinks she’s the new a.j. anyways.