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Adam Lambert Has a Boyfriend????

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Ohhhhh tragedy of tragedies!!! I really really really need to stop developing crushes on gay men. It always lead to disappointment. The New York Post is reporting that Adam Lambert hit up Outback Steakhouse in Burbank with several other Idol contestants, and he was there with a guy that he introduced as his boyfriend. I knew I probably couldn’t land you, Adam, but you didn’t have to go slashing my little dream to shreds like this. It’s okay, dude. I’ll still vote for you.

Also with Adam were my nemesis Megan Joy Corkrey and Anoop Desai, who are apparently an item. I don’t see how anyone could date Megan. I bet she randomly busts out into that stupid shaky dance during sex. You’d always be wondering whether she was having an orgasm or just approaching the chorus of “Rockin’ Robin.”

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  • Come on, are you actually surprised? Someone as hot as Adam is bound to have a boyfriend. And did you really think he was straight? And actually, who cares??? With his incredible voice, charisma, sex appeal, talent and style, he’s got it all!!!! He will be the next American Idol. I think his boyfriend is one lucky guy!!! I hope to be listening to his beautiful singing voice for many years to come!!! No other singer, past or future will come close to Adam!

  • soooob! beet dont break my heart

    oh well thankfully i still have a vivid imagination on my side :)

  • WHAT?????? Megan has a kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    im heartbroken right now.

  • ain’t surprised, i knew something was amiss when i saw the poundage of makeup tryin to cover up the once upon a time acne scars….
    p.s. who cares?!

  • Am I the only one who thinks that this guy is so fucking unattractive? God, I hate when people go crazy for someone clearly unattractive.

  • This reminds me of how people thought Clay Aiken was straight. Wishful thinking… but clearly gay.

  • Maybe I’m confusing this site with “Mario’s” but I could have sworn you’d already knew this from the photos of him kissing his boyfriend Brad “Cheeks” Bell a.k.a the Boy Madonna that have been all over the internets. Anywho…it’s whateve now. That never stopped us from drooling over Boy George, Adam Ant or George Michael while growing up. Ugh…did I just totally date myself? Still, your gaydar ay need fine tuning ’cause it was quite obious to me since his audition. And hell…he sings everything like it’s a showtune! GO ADAM!

  • Oh come on!!!! ALL DUDES WHO LOOK AND DRESS LIKE THIS DBAG ARE FAGS!! Poor poor Ashley Simpson..she married one and he’s still out there pretending to be NOT FOR THE GAYS..

    • I have a feeling Adams door may swing BOTH ways, hon. As for Ashley…if her husband likes boys, maybe she’s cool with sharing. There are ppl who live that lifestyle and are completely happy. Good for them and good for Adam. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE THE “F” WORD!!!!!

  • I’m not surprised that he’s got a boyfriend, at all.. I’m just surprised he had the guts to come out of the closet so quick.. Good for him.

  • I don’t care who he’s attracted to, he’s an incredible performer and I enjoy watching him every time!!!

  • What about Adam made you think he wasn’t gay???? Seriously this guy screams gay..everything about him.

  • Adam has a boyfriend? I’m so jealous! LOVE HIS PILLOW LIPS! His Elvis snarl, All the glitz, his charisma and his charm, his talent and his singing voice. ROF…. OMG!