May 16, 2009 at 11:23 am by Evil Beet


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26 Responses to “Shia Talks Size”

  1. ThickMascara says:

    The last couple sentences of your post do not make sense.

    • jenn says:

      Well, it makes more sense if your boyfriend has ever asked you to spit on it.

      Actually, WTF! I thought that was totally normal!

    • Anonymous says:

      oh actually, I think she is talking how men spit on women’s vaginas a lot in porn- you know, for lubrication. they always seem like they are so angry when they do it to..

      oh and the pillow thing is a good call- it can align your bodies better so its easier for a girl to have an orgasm.

    • Kevinisstupid says:

      It makes sense to me…

      Spit is an alternative to lube.

    • kat says:

      OMG. If I watched porn I would have known it wasn’t just this guy’s “kink”. Jesus, I could have avoided retarded heartache. I totally thought that was a weird request though. Ugh, the charm of men pre-bedroom. And yes, I am that dense- I prefer to think it adds to my charm!

  2. Louise says:

    Hahaha. I’m starting to like this guy.

  3. DarkEmpress says:

    If I were a girl in hollywood, I would avoid this dude. He just loves telling everything.

  4. baba booey says:

    if he bangs megan fox, all his sins are absolved. end of story. doesn’t matter about a small peen, or some gross spitting thing; he bangs megan fox, and especially if he tells us about it, all will be forgiven

  5. hil says:

    ugh, spitting is so disgusting…. i don’t understand how girls think it’s sexy to spit on a guy’s penis when giving head! or how it helps, i never have any trouble…

  6. Trini says:

    Can we stray from spitting on genitals and get back to the topic at hand???
    Shia isn’t well endowed???
    MY WHOLE WORLD JUST CAME CRASHING AROUND ME!!!
    *sobz*

    • Karina in T.O says:

      I know! I know!!! I don’t need to hear that crap! He’s so…..what’s the word I’m looking for here? TASTY! If he’d only keep his trap shut!

  7. ireadtoomuch says:

    If you look on the “older posts” of this website: http://www.backstagepazz.com/ — you’ll find an account of a girl that was with him. I believe she will dispute the stated size of his…whatever lol

  8. stormy says:

    He says he’s not well endowed? Now we all KNOW for sure the the man is packing some humongous peen.

  9. Karina in T.O says:

    Size, shmize…. It’s all eye candy, man.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/28/shia-labeouf-shirtless-coachella/

    Makes me want to act like a cougar……and I’ve still good a good decade before I’m officially part of that club.

  10. Libby says:

    I used to find this man attractive. And now I just think he’s stupid. Why would you announce something like this publicly? Ewww. Not only penis size, but pornstar move? No can do.

  11. mishele says:

    I’d just like to drag that white boy into an alley and take the innocent look off his face, Mwa-ha-ha=ha!

  12. Tako says:

    What a moron.. Attention seeker.. Who gives a shit if he’s got a big penis or not? come on..

  13. rvh says:

    At least he’s not talking about wanting to bang his mom this time.. ugh.

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