May 15, 2009 at 04:53 am by Wendie

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16 Responses to “The Paris Factor”

  1. Melissa says:

    That’s some hilarious shit…

  2. Robin says:

    Haha.
    Incredible.
    Just what I needed to wake up to.

  3. thatLisa says:

    hahaha. i love you wendie!

    ” Faris rhymes with Paris.”– favorite

  4. mcbiscuit says:

    Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.

  5. Uncle Jimmy says:

    If you think this is funny/odd/sad/a sign of the apocalypse, read “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” by Mark Ebner. It is a great book about all the nasty shady stuff that goes on in Hollywood. Oh, and it centers around the guy who broke into Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis’ house and made him put a pink dildo in his ass while filming him say he was ‘on Boys Gone Wild.’ In case you didn’t know that happened…

    Oh, and Paris gets her gumshoe badge when she cracks the case and tells Joe Francis and the cops who it was that violated his hole that lonely night.

  6. Anneli says:

    Haha, and Anna Farris played a role on Entourage, which leads back to Adrian Grenier…, and back to…Paris!

  7. Co.Cat says:

    Wendie you’re my hero.

  8. tee says:

    bahahahaha
    good call wendie!
    pity the list doesn’t stop there

  9. Chuck says:

    Paris and her sister both have the monster feet. At least Paris is good about hiding the man-hands with a purse and her boyfriend.

    Still can’t hide the wonky eye though.

  10. alicia joy says:

    Hahaha… Oh Wendie, how I love you.

    That was amazing :)

  11. MillieRoc says:

    That run down was CLASSIC… love this website

    IT TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!!

  12. Bernstein says:

    Truly clever writing! Made me smile, Thanks!

  13. sarah says:

    those people at a sidekick event?!
    Amanda and kardashian have been spotted with a Blackberry sevreal times!

  14. -Vickyy. says:

    Oh Wendie, I truly love you. You’re just so.damn.funny. Hahaha. Really. You always make my day by writing stuff like this :D.

  15. DivaJulia says:

    God Wendie. You rock the shit outa this website. Thank the Lord above that you’re goin’ FULL-TIME Bitches!!! YAY!!

    That post was pure Classic.

    Oh, Paris likes to hang out at Pure, right??

  16. Jacquie says:

    Wendie, You are one talanted writer! You Always make me laugh outloud, even if Im having a crummy day!!

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