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Have You People Learned Nothing From Me?

I have spent the past three years using this blog as a vehicle to teach young women to always wear underwear with a skirt.

And yet. And yet …

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    • Exactly! What the hell is all this bogus on “Were hiring a lawyer”? YOUR DAUGHTER CHOSE NOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR THAT DAY! ITS HER OWN FAULT!

      “Im so humiliated”, its not like anyone pants’ed you for the photo. You deliberately chose not to wear anything under a dress of all things.

      What stupidity. I cant believe people will continue to be morons. Ugh.

      • she deliberately chose not to wear underwear…under a SHORT dress, at that! her mother ought to be just as “embarrassed” for allowing her daughter to attend school half naked. if they are so humiliated, why are they inviting the news media into their home for an on-camera interveiw? so not cool.

      • Hmmm… I have a teenage daughter and I stopped asking about the biker shorts under the dress about the time she stopped having recess on the playground. It is a sad sad time when we have to ask our teenagers to lift their skirts so that we can make sure they are wearing undies. I guess that’s one of the perks with the guys wearing their pants around their thighs – we never need to ask.

      • Im 18 and I still wearing tiny shorts under any sort of dress or skirt. I mean you never know whats gonna happen… clearly!

    • SERIOUSLY. if you didn’t want a pany line then wear a friggin thong. it’s not that complicated…

    • EXACTLY! Not even in the after interview could she keep her legs closed! This story is Hilarious! Thanks Beet!

  • Simple solution: Mom will have to pay for the yearbook reprints, which with rush expense will run about $250,000 – 2,500 students x $100. Meanwhile, the pictures will still be out there. Scanners, anyone?

    • I liked that way the first girl interviewed accentuated the (w)hore part of horrified

      what a silly silly girl though

  • She can’t go back to school because of embarassment, but it’s fine for her and her mom to go on the freaking news and point the picture out to everyone? What a pair of idiots.

  • This is ridiculous. This girl is so stupid if she thinks that bringing media attention will take away the embarrassment! Her classmates are like, I flipped out! Get over it.

  • Perfect time to teach your daughter about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, before you spend one dime in college tuition.

  • God, why does stupid shit like this always happen where I live??
    I don’t know what girl in her right mind would NOT freaking wear underwear on the day they are taking pictures for the yearbook. “Oh, I don’t want pantylines but please put me in the FRONT ROW.”

    I really wouldn’t be surprised if all of this was someone wanting some attention. The school would be the FIRST to get back every issue of that yearbook if they thought there was even a hint of vag showing in it.

    • My cousin used to go to that school before she moved to Venezuela! Where is it exactly?
      Oh my goodness. That girl is really stupid. Yeah, the whole school saw the picture.. but now, the whole country knows about it. Famewhore.

      • Sickles High is in the wonderful city of Tampa locatated in Hillsborough County, Fl

    • I noticed that too! It’s gonna be the running joke of next school year — “hey, you wanna join the pottery club? heh, heh.”

      • LOL. XD. hahaha. someone should add it to the urban dictionary.

        Pottery Club —

        where you flash the world with your vag via going commando.

  • I just love that she chose to wear another teeny weeny dress for the TV interview.

    making such a big deal about it is only going to make things way worse. the school are not going to reprint the books, she’s not going to be allowed to make up the exams and she’s going to fail and have to repeat.

    who was the asshole who decided that pic was going in though, seriously? that was a bit of a prick thing to do.

    • actually, it was a teeny weeny pair of shorts, but you couldn’t tell they were there anyway, so it doesn’t really matter. :P

    • C’mon now. Do you really think every single yearbook pic is now screened for visable snatch by the yearbook committee?? Give me a break.

      The school says it’s a shadow, she thinks it’s her privates……….That being said, we should all agree she’s got Don King in a headlock down there!

      Also, you’re right in that whatever tiny skirt, or shorts thingy she’s wearing in the interview once again proves, that she can’t even sit like a fucking lady for 2 minutes when there’s a camera in front of her. Nor can her mother for that matter!

  • She’s a dumb bitch for not wearing panties, but at the same time, she’s under 18 and her vagina is supposedly out there for the entire school to see. I’m surprised the school didn’t recall all of the yearbooks to cover their asses. I mean, she’s a junior so she must be 16 or 17 years old. I’d think the school could get into some trouble for distributing images of an underage girl’s vagina, whether it’s her fault or not.

  • as a 2 year editor-in-chief for a high school yearbook i can’t imagine this not being caught in the proofs.

    however a simple peel and stick picture replacement could be printed much more quickly and cost efficiently rather than taking back and reprinting all of the yearbook, which is absurd to even suggest.

  • I think it would have been wise of the student to wear PANTS during the interview. Instead she wore that dress thing with her legs apart and under her. Hopefully she decided to wear underwear for the interview.

    Unless they plan to sue the news station too.

  • I always run to the media to spread the word about every embarrassing photo I have taken of myself too…that way no one at highschool notices.

    Is pottery class the new band camp?

  • Here are a couple of things she COULD have done to prevent everyone from finding out about this extremely humilating mistake.

    She could have:

    a) worn regular underwear, dealt with VPL
    b) worn a thong
    c) not sat in the front row
    d) sat in the front row, but with legs crossed
    e) NOT RUN SCREAMING TO THE MEDIA

    • well, if she crossed her legs, her “dress” would have been up so high her ass would have been showing. best to just keep her legs clamped together.

  • Firstly, ugh, gross! I don’t understand why people doesn’t wear underwear, it’s DISGUSTING! Wear a thong! I could never wear a dress without underwear, I just find it too gross.

    Secondly, she decided NOT to wear the underwear. And sadly, the people who edits that book can’t look at every fucking picture to check if some girl is showing her pussy.

    I know she’s embarrased and this is really humilliating, but she can’t just reprint the whole thing! That would cost a lot of money!

    I don’t know.. She should have crossed her legs like a real lady would do.

  • Well, can they really distribute them tho? She’s a minor. Isn’t this kind of considered child pornography?

    I would assume the school would have to make people bring back all copies (I guess under threat of ‘bring them back- you have child porn in your possession) and at least rip out the page or something.

    Dumb girl for not wearing underwear to school though. Ugh. I hope she learned something.

  • I worked at Sickles up until my second kid was born last year. I can’t believe this story has gained so much popularity…

    Kids need to wear underwear and keep their damn legs shut. The books were distributed before anybody noticed the picture and it really just looks like a shadow.

  • My friends and I did that too! It’s a year book to remember.
    We also spelt out FUCK with pebbles on the grass one year.

  • i would almost think that by law with the strict laws against child nudity, that the school would be forced to recall all of the yearbooks. of course someone would scan the picture but it’s a step

  • What-the fuck-ever… Well deserved. She decided not to wear underwear, it’s her problem. And if the mom believes that the girl didn’t wear panties ONLY that time, she needs some help..

    I’m going to my nephew’s grad, and i’ve been trying to find a dress or something to wear, cus i don’t wanna embarass him of course, i should wear something nice.. And holy shit! you should see the kind of dresses and shoes they have out there for the grads!… I am completely shocked.. Stripper shoes! i swear to God, those plastic plataform shoes, clear heels and all that kind of stuff.. And they think blouses are dresses nowadays, and i guess i’m getting old or something, because i didn’t know that.. I mean, i’m now worried me and my kids are gonna end up at a cheap hooker’s party.. I just dont understand what the hell is going on with the world.. And mothers letting their 15 year olds wear those kind of outfits, it just shocks me.. And now this underwear thing? I mean, come on!.. It’s just too much..

  • Wear panties girl! How the fuck can you wear a short dress to school like without underwear! She was practically asking for that to happen

  • I can’t believe her mother has let her stay off school! Yes, this is embarrassing but her education shouldn’t suffer. What an irresponsible woman.

  • yeah panty lines are SO much worse than your vag getting caught on camera for the whole school to see.

  • Okay, ladies can we pay attention to this little bit of simple physics??

    Short, snug fitting skirts will lie flat and tight agains the thighs when seated…..that implies that ANY space between your legs is visable!!

    I can’t even tell you about all the times I’m “gettin’ my nails did’ that some teenage girl in a skirt meant for a midget walks in and has a seat opposite me. Thank the Lord I’ve only caught tighty whitey shots so far!

    This girls a fucking moron….visable panty lines???!! Was she originally planning on having her yearbook pic taken ass facing the camera??? Fakin’ moron!

  • Well, as it looks like this dipstick isn’t getting any sympathy here, I’ll doubt she’ll get any from a jury either if she and her even cleverer mommy decide to pursue a civil suit with this. If anything, the school should be suing her for negligence.

  • What I don’t get is how the mother says she’s mad that the principal of the school (who said he doesn’t want to “exploit her daughter”) for still handing out the yearbook pictures, and yet she and her daughter are going on national television to talk about the story. How is that not exploiting your daughter? I mean sure, the daughter may have wanted to do it, but still, if it’s that embarrassing, don’t go on national television and talk about it.

  • It is absolutely gross for anyone man or woman to to run around without underwear. There are a lot of people who have not mastered the proper use of toilet paper. The last thing I want is to sit in a chair with someone else’s bodily fluids and crap might still be on. Atleast with underwear there is a buffer there. That is so gross. That dummy obviously knew she had no underwear on and sat in a picture on the front row with legs open so the world can see and now she’s upset. It’s her own damn fault.