May 14, 2009 at 04:31 am by Wendie

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Comedian Wanda Sykes and her wife Alex are now the proud parents of bookend babies-twins!  The completely average-named Oliva Lou and Lucas Claude, birthed by Sykes’ wife, made their entrance on April 27.

I don’t know who Wanda Sykes thinks she is not giving these kids names that make them sound like prescription drugs.  She seemed like such a trendsetter with the twin thing, and the My Two Moms deal but “Oliva and Lucas?”  So.  Not.  Hollywood.  She may just as well have called them John and Jennifer.  Yawn.

The good news:  they’re still young.  Let’s get those names changed tout de suite so Paxil and Propecia can get a proper start in this life.

6 Responses to “Wanda Sykes And Wife Have A Baby. And Another Baby.”

  1. JorgeMacD says:

    OMG were you referencing this??:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETuKu7Cq32I

    One of the best DAG moments on LoveLine ever

  2. Oxymoron says:

    I have never heard the name “Oliva” before. Not a fan.

    • Canaduck says:

      It’s pretty okay, I guess, but she WILL have to deal with telling people that it’s not “Olivia” for her entire life.

  3. Trini says:

    I didn’t know she was gay… hm

  4. Jen says:

    Wanda Sykes is NASTY. Those poor little children having to be raised by a beast like that!

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