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If you’d been previously uncertain as to the definition of the word ennui, here it is: Lindsay and Ali Lohan observing an animal rights parade from the balcony of their hotel room in Paris. It is just so tiresome to be rich and famous and stuck in a five-star hotel in Paris with nothing to do but watch a bunch of people scream in French about some silly chickens. Le sigh.

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  • Two things that bother me about this picture.
    1. Skeletal arm. Wtf. I shall now be calling her Skeletor (though she really doesn’t deserve to be named after someone so awesome)
    2. The look on Ali’s face. I want to punch her.

  • I’ve picked my teeth with things bigger than her arms, and I don’t have any spaces in my teeth.

    • As a dentist, I love this Rayne
      ha ha ha
      I think Lohan’s next product to peddle should be floss.
      “You can floss your teeth with ME for the low low price of $19.99!”

  • Please don’t mock what is clearly a study excursion for Ali as part of her homeschooling. She is obviously learning French, social activism, architecture and loads of other things.

    • Yeah, with a minor in hair extensions, courting publicity while seeming pissed about it and sharing drugs and vodka with Mom and older sis. Kid’s got a great future ahead of her. Oh, well, there’s always money in tell-all books.

  • What is wrong with Ali Lohan’s face?
    It looks as it she’s smelling something rancid.
    It’s really unattractive.

  • Lindsay destroyed her looks, no dewey glow of young beauty she looks like a hairdresser from bomfrak Ohio, who has seen better days in her 40 years. What an unfortunate looking girl Ali is, her mom is delusional if she thinks the little hunchback is going to have a career in entertainment unless it’s in Gibsonton Florida with the rest of the freaks.

    I give give Rumie Willis credit while she’s no beauty she continues to act, she shows up and is professional, she may never be a leading lady but she may end up with a career as a character actor, because she gets jobs and does them.

    No way either of the Monsterhans are going to be doing films other than porn.

  • She could get her lazy butt home and clean her house and life of trash and waste huh? Yeah!

  • does everyone get the same google ad appearing at the bottom of the photo? mine says:

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    Kill Germs & Bacteria Instantly. For Tips & Advice Visit Us Now!

    i think they MUST be individually tailored to the specific photo…

  • When I scrolled down, the way Lindsay is pulling her hair up made it look like she was falling out of a window or something.

    I’m kinda disappointed, I guess.