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May 12, 2009 at 10:17 am by Wendie

“[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting. I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.”
Paris Hilton’s proposed peace plan to end the war as mentioned in Tatler magazine.
Wait. Wasn’t that the final scene in Footloose?










































































































What’s that Cher’s idea kind of in Clueless? You know, how we could totally party with the Haiti-ens?
Sounds good. Maybe we can give out kittens and puppies too!
Paris rules.
Didn’t this story already get written about by Beet?
Someone put a muzzle over her mouth already. Can’t they just lock her in a hole, dug out in a basement? We can lower baskets filled with pixie dust and unicorn farts and she’ll be all better.
She’s rich enough for a nose job… why hasn’t she gotten one??