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“He was young and talented and hardworking and enthusiastic and over time success made him move into a house that was too big. He surrounded himself with toys he didn’t need [and became] sexually confused and racially divided. He ended up broke and liquidating all of his assets. Michael Jackson is America.”
Comedian Colin Quinn defining the similarities between Michael Jackson and the state of our country in his one-man show “My Two Cents.”
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that’s PRICELESS!
…and so true.
Really? The sexually confused part just sounds like homophobia to me.
When did Colin Quinn become such a tubbo?
HA! That made me laugh.