Last night was the Celebrity Apprentice finale. It was absolutely riveting television and I cannot believe I didn’t watch this season. Joan Rivers won $250,000 for her charity, God’s Love We Deliver, but more importantly Joan Rivers’ face is an absolute work of art. That thing doesn’t move.
A couple years ago, Donald weighed in on the whole Lindsay Lohan situation, which oddly enough is relatively unchanged today. The advice he had for Lindsay was, “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents.” She obviously didn’t take his advice but she apparently did send him a case of her Sevin Nyne self-tanner. Donald was distractingly orange last night.
Anyway, The Great Pumpkin is in love with himself and had a three-hour finale that seriously could have been done in sixty minutes. Joan won. Donald’s a tangerine. Oh, and you could see clear through professional poker player and challenger Annie Duke’s dress.
I love Joan. And, I love Annie’s premature celebration before Trump announced the winner. Good times.
Why do I always come to sites before I watch the shows on my DVR? Oh well, I will watch it today anyway.
when i saw the part where melissa was booted and then joan got pissed, LOL I couldn’t stop thinking about how fuckin ugly they are! I also just realized how OLD joan really is. The bitch practically needed a walker to get out of there LOL. I saw this on E! that soup show. otherwise i wouldn’t waste my time even knowing anyhting about this topic.
Oh wow. I can’t even look at Donald Trump without feeling nauseas. Or maybe its the fact that I’m eating cookies and looking at him simultaneously.
yah a pokah playah! a POKAH playaahhh!
Observe, if you will, the colour of Donald’s face…
Now compare it to that of his hand…
I am so glad she won. This is the only picture where Joan is standing with someone else and she looks more natural than they do.
Oompa Loompa! That’s all I gotta say, man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw
Trump is an idiot, Joan is a vile, wicked, hate-filled beast, and Melissa.. shouldn’t she have been destroyed after breaking her leg? Annie.. you deserved better.
I VANT to be the next MRS. TRUMP. I vould love to trapse around the hotel with gold minks and bling bling while holding his picture in my bosom.
Can someone