May 10, 2009 at 02:38 pm by Kelly

Barbara Streisand's assistant Tina Fortenberry Arrested for Cocaine, Meth, Weapon

Continuing what looks to be a drug-related arrest kind of weekend, Tina Fortenberry, who works as an assistant to Barbara Streisand, was arrested on Saturday in Mailbu. Police pulled her over for having expired tags, and after finding that her driver’s license was also expired, proceeded to search the vehicle. Inside, they discovered cocaine, methamphetamines, and a “sap”– a weapon similar in design to nunchakus.

When she was arrested, Fortenberry was on the way to the post office with some of Barbara’s mail– mail that another assistant from Streisand’s office later had to retrieve from the sherrif’s office.

Fortenberry has been released on bond and is scheduled to appear in Malibu Supreme Court in July.

Let this be a lesson to us all! If you’re going to carry illegal drugs and dangerous weapons around in your car while delivering Barbara Streisand’s mail, you should probably make sure that neither your driver’s license nor your registration are expired.

10 Responses to “Barbara Streisand’s Assistant Caught with Meth, Cocaine, and a “Dangerous Weapon””

  1. Anonymous says:

    sheriff is spelled wrong. unless you meant to do it.

  2. AmeLia says:

    I would too if I was Babs’ assistant!

  3. Beula says:

    This is what Jennifer Aniston will look like in 20 years..

    • Anonymous says:

      As soon as I saw this photo, she looked sooooo familiar to me and you’re absolutely right – it’s Jennifer Aniston at 60 – poor cow!

  4. Jinxy says:

    I guess she can list unemployed to her list of problems. I can’t imagine working for Babs is an easy job or much fun, she’s supposed to be extremely cheap with her staff. The other assistant?

  5. mark says:

    Babs looks great.

  6. Lola says:

    I think Jennifer Aniston looks like this now.

  7. Scrubby says:

    That assistant was carrying those drugs for BABS! Her and hubby, BROLIN, do them as they barbeque in the nude.

  8. Comparisonaim says:

    Imagine Selection,reply response until serious expensive teacher commercial convention visit which provision phone right cry inside corner pool entry research progress initial active match might male sound ball customer case low freedom injury personal open sister husband staff style period spend today for bottom soil worker song aim fuel yeah analysis discover ancient think income enable promise tradition common onto earn except usually floor absolutely eat change location official author turn enough mind period death quarter speech nod feature attach earth grant suggest offer emphasis latter ago skill weather emerge

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.