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The Evil Beet #CatPics Gallery!!!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

To celebrate the workday where no one should be actually doing work, I’m posting the gallery of all the cat pics you guys sent me on Twitter.

Now, here’s the thing: I know I told you guys this would be a contest that you could vote in, but I have looked high and low and I can’t find a plugin that will allow me to do voting with this many pictures, at least not one that would be very usable. So there’s not going to be a particularly reliable voting algorithm, and I apologize for that. But I’m sure you’ll let me know in the comments which kitty pic you like best, and that photo will run in our sidebar for a week for everybody to see and admire.

And for those of you who are all like “WHAT ABOUT MY DOG, BITCH????” please don’t worry. We will be doing a dog pic contest in the near future. Stay tuned.

Enjoy the kitty pics of your fellow readers!!

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    • loved they are! that’s rose & charlie..but you know when they lie on you and it ends up you feel too guilty moving them if you have to pee or something? one of those moments..plus rose was falling off the side of the sofa :o)

      • Lina!10!!! hah! hope they haven’t all placed themselves on you at once! also hope they aren’t fussy eaters! my two are sisters and are polar opposites of eachother..rose- would crap herself if a butterfly fluttered too loud, charlie would probably be a construction worker or the first cat to climb mt everst if she could :o)
        must say there’s a bigger connection to cats for me than dogs- everything seems exciting to dogs (most of them) but cats are picky and really pick up your vibes.
        i’ve even taken 2 (sadly gone) cats from australia to austria..(not cheap!)
        to end my ramblling- i don’t think anyone/cat should ‘win’ this
        but it was nice to see all ze purrrrty kitties :o)
        ps lina: did you get that chain email that was going around about dogs and cats?

      • sorry for writing so much- here’s the dog/cat thing i was on about. particually rings true with the cats ‘testing your organs’ hehe

        Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary.
        8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
        9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
        9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
        10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
        12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
        1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
        3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
        5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
        7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
        8 :00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
        11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

        Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary
        Day 983 of my captivity.
        My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
        They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear.
        I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
        The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
        In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
        Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
        I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.
        There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
        I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
        However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.
        I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’
        I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
        Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
        I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
        The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
        The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.
        I am certain that he reports my every move.
        My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now………

        long post sorry but any pet parents will see some glimpses of truth hehe

  • Whaaaat ? No Chick Pea and Troll ?

    Tried to view them all in succession, but got a ‘Bad Gateway’ msg along the line. Still, loved #4. Reminds me of when your honey is asleep but still tries to love you up anyway. Her (white kitty seems ‘her-ish’) expression is soooo to the audience !

    Maybe you should do a Kitty Mama gallery for Sunday ?

  • Even though my own cats are in the running, I wanted to comment on 7123183. It looks like a Bengal cat. (Is it?) It’s also a really good picture. Very, very pretty cat. :o)

  • Why not run each of them for a day or a week in the sidebar. They’re all gorgeous. They’re all obviously doted on. You’d make a lot more people happy too.

  • I could never choose a cat. They are all beautiful and I would rub all their bellies if I had the chance.

  • You’re THAT woman no-one ever wants to grow up to be… the one with all the cats.
    Hm.

  • 7746177 reminds me of my sister’s cat who cried and cried while we were moving here half-way across the country.

  • Hey Beet thanks for posting my glamourpussies’ pics! Of course I’ll vote for them – 7786871 and yin-yang cats 7786975!

  • The black cat, first row. The cat in hat and diaper. She is precious. Both girls are precious and I’m usually not a big fan of lady cats.

  • I vote for 774914!!! The cute kitty in the hat with the guy in the blue and white checkered shirt! YEAH!!