Holy Crap There’s a New Paula Abdul Single
May 05, 2009 at 11:03 am by Evil Beet

Looks like Paula Abdul managed to stumble into a recording studio and allow a voice modulator to give her throat a little break from the pills. The result? This new single, called “Here for the Music.” The song was previously recorded by Kylie Minogue as a demo but never released. (You can listen to Kylie’s version here.)

I know this song’s intended as a dance track, but I still think it’s pretty freakin’ awful. It’s sounds more like a track that Heidi Montag rejected, and you all know that’s saying something. Paula’s reportedly going to be performing this song “live” on Idol. I don’t know if even that level of exposure can save this thing. Plus there’s the added risk that it’ll kill Simon.

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5 Responses to “Holy Crap There’s a New Paula Abdul Single”

  1. Mary says:
    May 5, 2009 at 11:42 am

    This reminds me of “Muffin top”, a song the Jenna character did on 30 rock.

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    May 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    “Risk” of killing Simon? Surely you meant “benefit.”

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