Can we start composing a list of notable people who actually deserve to be on June’s cover of Vanity Fair? Not that it really matters since the ditz without a deal issue is about to hit newsstands.
Jessica opens up her mouth for some barbecue about how she “never dated a guy that was more simple.” than Tony Romo, and she hasn’t talked to Nick Lachey in years.
Jess also praised the great job her dad is doing managing her career. Her past two movies sped their way to DVD, she’s been dropped by her record label and she can’t remember the lyrics to her songs. But according to her, her career is exactly where she wants it to be, all thanks to her dad. Talking about her manager and father Joe, Simpson said, “I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.”
Conclusion? Jess’ brain has officially been pickled by peroxide. Click here to read the whole article because any author that characterizes Jessica Simpson as “looking less than slender, holding the microphone like a turkey leg,” deserves our attention and accolades.
That was a bit harsh Wendie…
Oh, Wendie… I ::HEART:: you!!!
vanity fair never ceases to disgust me.
I love the cover picture, and her “less-than-slender” body.
If God were handing out “less than slender” bodies like hers, I’d get in line ASAP, foundation undergarments and photo retouching notwithstanding. I wonder how many women would jump at the chance to have her body AND her life. Thank God for less-than-emaciated-and-picture-perfect women!
Here here! Even on her worst day, her life is better than mine.
Yeah, seriously!
Hah, that article was amazing.
“You call this fat?”
No, I call it “Photoshop.”
LOL, my thoughts exactly.
“We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.” -Jessica Simpson, regarding her Dad-anager.
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Talk about a prime “Taken Out of Context” opportunity!
“It seemed to calm her. She didn’t want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that’s all I could think of—it gilded each question in my mind: What are you working on now [that you’re fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?”
wow. What a super great writer (yeah, ok, after that quote the author went on to say that she isn’t fat nw… but still… annoying. Did Vanity Fair outsource this piece to Star or something?)
I was going to go with ‘asshole’ myself. Lol.
this just reminds me of all the terrible sucky “musicians” without talent that make the rolling stone cover these days….it’s depressing
UHM. Jess? You’re SUPPOSED to talk to your dad like he’s your dad. It’s not exactly healthy to regard him as a business partner, especially starting at 13. It’s actually ridiculous. Family and business should be separate.
Vanity Fair is one of the few magazines I can pick up and actually READ cover to cover without feeling like part of my brain has oozed out of my left tit. GQ and–surprisngly enough– Playboy, are two more.