Apparently not everything is complicated with Denise Richards — according to her version, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” only has one note. That note is “scream.”
Denise inflicted her singing upon the audience during the seventh inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game this weekend. There is some amusing joke to be made here comparing her singing to the Cubs’ performance, but I’m big enough to admit I don’t know enough about sports to make it. I leave the sports jokes to Kelly. Take your own shot at it in the comments.