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And now it’s that time of the day where we make you feel good about your life. Because no matter how you’re doing financially, politically, or romantically, at least you’re not Courtney Love. She posted this rant about… something (cacti? complimentary colors? flying cars?) today on her Myspace blog.
Me Blog Big today, no blog after!
orris look it up im orris rightbefore they put the enfluerage in and its taken about as long, there was a reasona fter all abnd nbo i bever ever would talk asmack about pamela , shes im sure doing fine shes just fucke3d byhger managers overhead andthathes opwned bythe Poison Dwarf and that i pimped her to him iom sorry and that shes on my aka list and has loads of creepyt varainst like p lee anders so is tomnny lee hes also tommy bass and TOMMYT LAW FIRM heh,
Just for fun, I pasted that into Google translator and asked it to “Detect Language” and translate into English. It came up with this:
I like pills and bands!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!
Seriously, does anyone have any idea what she’s talking about here? I think possibly she is defending how she “insulted” Pamela Anderson by saying she lives in a trailer park, but without using an Enigma machine, that’s all I can work out.
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LOL, Kelly, your posts are really awesome, and you’re doing an amazing job here at Evil Beet.
On a second note: why do Courtney’s shoulders look like they once belonged to Michael Jackson? Hmm…
“Me Blog Big today, no blog after!”
haha!
WTF??? Oh my god I feel sorry for her! She cannot defend herself by telling it wasn’t her, if the stupid post was on her personal blog. How embarrassing! :S
OMG so funny. Love the title.
Somehow, through the many, MANY, layers of this dense and chaotic diatribe, she managed to nail “Poison Dwarf” perfectly.
hahah. I’ve noticed that whenever people write stupid nonsensical posts filled with gibberish they always manage to get long, complicated, and somewhat intelligent words correctly spelled. I mean seriously, she got “enfluerage” but then completely screwed up with “reasona fter all abnd nbo i bever ever would talk asmack.” WTF?
maybe she googles the bigger words etc…and copy pastes?? her keyboard really must loathe her in any case
Oh, Courtney Love.
I feel like knowing anything that goes on her head would drive all of insane.
She’s probably illiterate for the sake of the people.
i had a nightmare once that somebody had switched all the keys around on my keyboard, and i couldn’t type. my words were like gibberish. i think this is what happened to courtney. i feel for her.
Lol!!! how scary!!
Orris (look it up im orris) right before they put the enfluerage in; it has taken about as long.
There was a reason after all and no i never ever would talk smack about Pamela. She’s, I’m sure, doing fine. She’s just fucked by her managers overhead and she’s owned by the Poison Dwarf (I pimped her to him, I’m sorry). She’s on my “aka” list and has loads of creepy varainst (aliases??) like P. Lee Anders. So is Tommy Lee. He’s also Tommy Bass and TOMMY LAW FIRM. Heh.
Um, I don’t know. I still don’t really understand what she is trying to say.
Hah, good try.
I think it’s something about Pamela anderson’s lawyers and how she pimped her to the Poison Dwarf and then some crap about Tommy Lee and how the space bar on her keyboard is on speed while her fingers are on some serious downers, but she can’t be bothered to go back and fix things before hitting the “submit” button.
I feel for her daughter. How humiliating.
I agree. Sorry for Frances
Yay! Someone whiter than me!!
I looked up orris as Courtney suggested, apparently it is a root used as a perfume base note. I looked up enfluerage as well, this is something to do with extracting essential oils. So she is trying to tell us something about the making a perfume maybe? Is she putting out a perfume line? Eau d’crank, I look forward to not buying that.
Now I think when she says ‘varainst’ she means ‘vereins’. I looked that up and I think it means a way of structuring your business sectors so that each has limited liability with respect to the others. So for example if you were to sue ‘Tommy Bass’, you would not be entitled to the earnings of ‘Tommy Law Firm’.
Now I feel really tired and I’m going to lie down.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I can’t hang it on her- I’ve sent drunk texts to my sister that made about as much sense as this. Actually I’ve sent drunk texts to my Dad that made less sense than this.
DMB rocks.