May 01, 2009 at 07:33 am by Wendie

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17 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Suddenly Realizes That Her Canned Tan Makes Her Look Atrocious”

  1. Tabs says:

    THE ONLY PICS THAT i CAN SEE FOR THIS MORRON (Harry Morton) ARE WITH LINDSAY.

  2. Robin says:

    Her shoes are awful.
    They’re the same color as her terrible skin.

  3. jilly says:

    Um, if you actually tried the spray you would realize that you’re talking shit, which of course is nothing new . I have bought it and tried it. It doesn’t make you orange and smells great. It’s actually gives you a really natural tan look. By the way it’s also getting great reviews.

  4. Ray says:

    To be fair I can understand why Linds wears tanner. I suspect that it is not so much because she is pale as clear porcelain skin would be a major selling point for her and looks great, especially with the red hair.

    But she has lots of freckles and often resembles an anaemic trout. In fact you could probably play join the dots with her freckles and spell out the names of all of her ex lovers ….. however, it would take quite a while.

  5. Señor Loco says:

    Why is she wearing a curtain?

  6. Yo Momma says:

    Didn’t she just spend about a week in Hawaii swimming and sunning? That’s probably where she got her tan. Ali looks dreadful. Actually in the one pic they both look like they’re in their late thirties.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Her ‘tan’ looks uneven to me.
    You know what I love though? I love Beet & Wendie alternating posts on Lohan. It’s like this good cop / bad cop thing. Mixes it up. One day sympathy one day derision. Keep it up kids.

  8. Oxymoron says:

    Wendie, I am a huge fan of your posts on here as well as on your own blog, but there are too many of them on here with certain comments with the line through them. They are funny, it just reminds me too much of stupid Perez Hilton. You are so much better than that.

  9. Beebop says:

    ALL THIS MESS IS A RESULT OF BADDDD PARENTING.

  10. Anonymous says:

    PS IF I SEE ANOTHER PICTURE IF HER SUCKING ON HER DIRTY FLU FINGER I’M GOING TO BE SICK.

  11. Drowningcat says:

    Is it really necessary to wear dresses that short?? I think it is tacky and if my friend tried to wear that with patchy legs I wouldn’t let them go out. Lindsay obviously has no one to tell her that she looks like shit. Real friends know when to tell you when you have made a big mistake. Most around her probably like seeing her look bad. She is amazing looking just needs to dress it properly

  12. deven says:

    she looks absolutely horrible. its sad.
    hopefully things get better for her.

  13. MarciaMarciaMarcia says:

    What is this anti-freckle thing? Freckles are cute, it’s those scrawny arms that frighten me. They look like they could be snapped in half.

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