Here are most of the red-carpet looks from the MTV Movie Awards. The themes were “short skirts,” “ugly,” and “people who have been on The Hills.” A list of the winners is here. And that’s all I have to say about that, since I seem to be one of only a handful of gossip bloggers to whom MTV did not extend an invitation. But, whatever, a world where Ashley Tisdale beats out Freida Pinto for “Best Female Breakthrough Performance” is not a world I want any part of anyway.

Go ahead. Cry, drool, scream, bitch, talk smack… Just keep it in the comments, people.

Amanda Brumfield, the eldest daughter of “Sideshow” Billy Bob Thornton, has been charged with child neglect causing harm or disability in relation to the death of a 1 year old girl whom she was babysitting.

Brumfield told detectives that a girl she was babysitting hit her head in a fall in an Ocoee home on Oct. 3, Detective James Berish said in a news release. Brumfield called for help more than two hours later when she couldn’t revive the girl, police in the city near Orlando said.

An autopsy determined the girl had a fractured skull and brain injury. The medical examiner ruled the death a homicide and said the explanation Brumfield gave was inconsistent with the child’s injuries, police said.

When informed of the incident, Thornton’s publicist commented that “Sideshow” Billy Bob had not been in contact with Brumfield for “quite some time.” That’s some good parenting there.

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I feel like a dick. Sometimes things like this happen when you’re a loudmouthed cunt with oral diarrhea (which I most assuredly am). You spout off about someone only to have something horrible happen to them later on that makes you feel like a complete turd.

Susan Boyle has been admitted to a priory clinic (a mental health facility) following an emotional breakdown. Show aides telephoned police on Saturday to report that the BGT runner up had been acting strangely.

Paramedics helped the “spaced-out” star through the lobby and into an ambulance just after 6pm.

A Met Police Inspector and a police doctor were called to assist. The ambulance, tailed by a police car, then took her to the Priory in Southgate, North London.

A source at the hotel said last night: “She’d been at the hotel for a few days, but since Saturday’s final had been acting strangely, causing a bit of a stir.

“The staff were concerned – something wasn’t right.

“When the paramedics and police arrived she agreed to go voluntarily. She didn’t make a fuss. The paramedics calmly took her out through the main lobby and into the waiting ambulance.

“It was all done very calmly. They didn’t want to stress or upset her. She didn’t look well – she looked lost, not all there.”

Reportedly Susan had also burst into tears after her final BGT performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” and “sank into the arms of producers” immediately after leaving the stage.

Her physicians say that she is mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausted and is going to take a few days off to rest and recover.

I talk a lot of smack about people, but I honestly don’t really want anything bad to happen to them– especially someone like Susan who hasn’t done anything wrong herself, but was being exploited by a production company.

I hope she gets the rest and relaxation she needs and has the strength to do what’s best for her mental and emotional health– even if that means passing on a multicity U.S. tour or giving up the record deal.

Lily Allen lets it all hang out while sunbathing in France this weekend.

For the full set of pictures, check out the Evil Beet Photo Gallery.

Also new in the Photo Gallery today:

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson Vacation in Paris
Madonna and Boyfriend Jesus Luz Hold Hands and Stroll Through NYC
Rihanna Catches the NBA Playoffs at a Bar in London

I took the suggestions you guys left in the comments and made it so that you can flip through the photos in the galleries one by one rather than always having to return to the main page to view another. I’m trying to come up with ways to get you guys lots of the photos you love without skimping on the actual news, so please leave feedback as to how these galleries are working for you and any changes/improvements you’d suggest.

Things that  have been inside Jennifer Hudson’s uterus! (I left out one very obvious and important item. Can you guess what it is?)

The pregnancy rumors that have been flying since April have finally been confirmed! Jennifer’s friends threw a baby shower for her this past Saturday at the downtown Chicago home of a close relative. Hudson is engaged to former reality TV star David Otunga.

Hudson’s longtime friend, Felicia Fields, reported that it was a quiet gathering in which Hudson received lots of yellow clothes and accessories. Jennifer is reportedly being very hush-hush about both the baby’s gender and the due date.

I think it’s great. Bringing a new life into the world, and all the wonderful distractions that entails, may be the best thing to help her get through the tragedies she’s endured over the past year.