Octomom Nadya Suleman appears on the cover of InTouch Weekly with six of her eight babies.

Thank God they all seem healthy so far!!!

I wonder how much InTouch paid for this exclusive. Probably more than you made this year. What are you waiting for? Quit your job and have eight kids!

New York’s latest underage “it” girl does her very best crack whore impression at the Topshop launch dinner in NYC.

Remember when she was cute???

Ya know, you can dress a little girl up like this in the name of “fashion” all you want, but sooner or later, she’s gonna believe it.

Congrats to funny lady Wanda Sykes, who is finalizing a deal with Fox for a Saturday late-night show.

The hourlong show, slated to premiere in the fall, will succeed the recently canceled sketch comedy show “MadTV.” It will be topical, featuring a panel of recurring guests sparring over issues concerning politics as well as pop culture. Sykes will appear in field segments as well.

Thank goodness! Late night television NEEDS more women, not more Jimmy Kimmels. I ::heart:: Wanda Sykes, and I’m so excited for this!!

Will you be watching??

Every now and then it is re-brought to my attention that Scott Wolf married that chick Kelley from Real World: New Orleans, and every time I’m like, “Wait, really?” What is it with Real World chicks getting these hot famous dudes? Jacinda Barrett married Gabriel Macht, too! In my youth, I never thought it would be wise to audition for The Real World, lest I actually get chosen, but if it meant I could land a hottie like Scott Wolf, maybe I would have reconsidered.

Kelley gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Jackson Kayse Wolf, on March 22. This is the first kid for the couple. Kelley is 32, and Scott is — seriously? — 40 years old. When did Scott Wolf manage to become 40 years old? I feel like it was just yesterday he was playing an 18-year-old on Party of Five. Does this mean I will turn 40 one day, too? SCARY STUFF.

Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag’s new single, “Look How I’m Doing,” on his morning radio show today.

Really, Heidi? You’re going to call this song “Look How I’m Doing”??? Do you want us to respond?

I’m thinking something along the lines of, “Time to get back to rehab.”  Kelly Osbourne and her fiance, Luke Worrall frightening innocent bystanders walking down the street in Miami.

You know, I reported about Kelly’s engagement a few months ago.  I may have mentioned her impending divorce before the ring was even back from being sized at the jewelers.  I’m ashamed.  But the good news?  Kelly has no intention of actually tying the knot for another five years.  That’s a good thing since you really aren’t supposed to make major life decisions straight out of a treatment facility.  According to her, “I think the last thing I should be doing right now is planning a wedding.  I’d become one of those cracked-out housewives with a vacuum cleaner, hopped up on Dexedrine.”

Like there’s anything wrong with that.