Yesterday we had some hot sexy firemen for those of us who get all tingly for men — today we’re doing a little something for the folks who like titties. The soon-to-be-married Kendra Wilkinson (stop snickering) did a sexy under-the-covers photo shoot recently and posted a few of the shots on her blog. She’s even showing off her bling!

I’ve uploaded the full-size photos, so if you click on the thumbnails and then click again on the photo, you can get even more up close and personal with Kendra’s breasts.

You’re welcome.

GASP!!!!

There is cheating on your significant other. There is cheating on your hairstylist. There is cheating on your real estate agent. There is — and I’m trying to perfect this art right now — cheating on your taxes. These are things that are widely accepted in Hollywood.

But THEN there is CHEATING ON YOUR OWN TANNING PRODUCT. And that is a no-no line that Lindsay Lohan has just CROSSED with a VENGEANCE. I’m in shock. I’m just speechless. I’m so disappointed in you, Puss.

The out-of-work actress has employed the services of mobile spray tanner Fake Bake several times over the past few months, according to insiders.

Says a source: “Lindsay tans on the sly, and will have the van come to the house of her girlfriend [Samantha Ronson] instead of her own for discretionary purposes.”

But what about Lindsay’s own line, Sevin Nyne, which will be sold exclusively at Sephora for $35 beginning April 15?

When asked about Lohan’s brand loyalty, the actress’ business partner, Kristi Kaylor, told us: “Lindsay only uses Sevin Nyne. As well as perfecting the solution with our lab and choosing the scent, Lindsay named the product, art-directed the visual components and has been involved every step of the way. Lindsay also has her own machine and gallons of Sevin Nyne solution that she uses regularly.”

Mostly, you know the guys at Sunset Tan are cringing right now, like “That could have been us in that article!!! Why was Nick 15 minutes late delivering her coke last month???? We’re soooo sending Erin next time.” (Is that show even on anymore?)

Oh, Lindsay. I was really excited for your new tanning product. But now that I know you’re cheating on it, I may have to stick with my existing brand (It’s called SunFX White Out and it rocks).

Meanwhile, although her rep denies it, friends are saying that Lindsay’s on a strictly liquid diet right now.

She’s not only having a self-proclaimed problem finding work, a pal says she’s “spiraling out of control. Her weight has dropped to new lows. It’s a strictly liquid diet with very little solid food. She’ll consume anything with caffeine and sugar – at least three Red Bulls a day. Her behavior is getting more and more reminiscent of her pre-rehab days, especially with these bursts of outrage at the paparazzi. She’s fighting with Sam on a daily basis and acting out all the time. We’re all scared for her.”

Awww, I’m sure Lindsay’s not on a pure liquid diet. She’s mixing some powder in with that liquid, if you catch my drift.

Jessica Alba has sworn off consuming anything white.  Personally, this just sounds like an excuse to avoid oral, but what do I know?  No potatoes, rice, white sugar or flour.  Basically, she is removing the will to live, one entree at a time.  No wonder she’s such a miserable bitch.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  You cannot be happy without tater tots in your world.

She’s even insisting that people do not eat white foods in her presence or even bring them into her home.  Now, when you attend highly-guarded celebrity weddings, security details check your pockets and bags for cameras and cell phones.  I wonder if Princess Jess has bodyguards to do some sort of a cupcake pat-down (and yes, I’m aware of the sexual innuendo) to guests before they are allowed to enter her palace.  Anyway, I’m so naturally sugar-sweet-I’d never get clearance.

I’d like to propose a ban of my own.  I’d like to ban all marginally talented at best, paparazzi-eschewing actresses from walking the streets dressed up like the Hamburglar.  Okay?

Don’t fuck with Miz Madge!!!

Madonna’s nanny, 29-year-old Angela, gave her notice of resignation recently, and, instead of being allowed to complete her time with the star, she was fired on the spot.

“Angela is distraught,” says a source. “Madonna told her the news two hours before she was due to go on her annual month-long leave … All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough. If you work for Madonna you are on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. There’s no such thing as a weekend.”

Angela lashed out on her Facebook page: “Not putting up (with) this shit any more. Never have, never will. Standing up for my rights regardless of consequence. Sick of always being the one who compromises.”

Angela is reportedly meeting with lawyers about the confidentiality agreement she was forced to sign. Oooooh, she wants to spill the beans about Madonna’s crazy inner world!!! Please please please let this happen. You don’t have to say Madge’s name, Angela! She could totally write a roman a clef, like Lauren Weisberger did to scorch Anna Wintour in The Devil Wears Prada. It could be called The Devil Wears a Kabballah Bracelet. Oh, wait, that would probably piss off the Jewish community. It could be called The Devil Is Adopting Children from Africa. No, no, that’s offensive too. It could be called The Devil Is Having Sex with Very Young Boys. Hmmmm. No. How about The Devil Does Pilates. I think that’ll work. Get started, Angela!

When news hit yesterday that Travis and Shanna Moakler had once again split up, sources said that Shanna was cheating on Travis with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital. Now Shanna has hit the Internet to tell her side of the story on her MySpace blog, claiming that she found romantic emails from other women sent to Travis. Ladies, ladies, ladies. When will you learn? It is NEVER a good idea to go through your man’s email. You’ll never like what you find.

Travis and I were very much together in September when the horrific crashed happened, not only did I fly to Georgia I stayed by his side the entire stay and also for the bus ride home to LA, I think any human being with a heart and for the love of any good friend , never mind father of their children and lover would do the same, After arriving in LA and getting settled in the new hospital, I came across numerous romantic emails with MANY other woman, some famous , some I personally knew, all heart breaking. and the woman involved you know who you are and should be ashamed of yourself. I also came across emails where employees of my ex were writing comments on gossip networks like TMZ and Perez Hilton, attacking me as a woman and a mother. I Think those were more painful then the infidelities. As anyone can imagine, I was devastated, this is when I stopped going to the LA hospital, I knew and made sure even after what I learned he had a strong support system in place with friends and family, and I made it clear to them why I would be dismissing myself, at that point with the new information revealed to me I considered myself SINGLE and thou In my heart hoped we would remain friends and good parents had no intentions of getting back together. It was a painful time that no one unless they had lived it has the right to judge. Any actions I may or may have not done after this time, mean nothing.

I have been attacked by my Ex and his friends in the press for years at this point, my ability as a mother ( which to me is the cruelest thing you can do to any mother) my character and my integrity. I have never verbally bashed him as a father. I didn’t even bash him after the infamous blogs years ago, I have never went on different social networks and made campaigns of hate and slander, In fact MANY times I have had to bite my tongue and try to be the bigger person. I have tried to always put the lives and thoughts and feelings of my children first. I am by no means an angel, and I have made many mistakes, but a woman can only turn her cheek so many times.

Eh. Give it another month. They’ll be back together.

Oh, Dina Lohan.  She is every bit the mother I’m so thankful I don’t have.

Last night Dina, Lindsay and Ali were doing coke out on the town.  They arrived at Hollywood nightclub Villa and were turned away at the door.  Why?  Because Ali Lohan is fifteen years old, that’s why!  The door dude said, “No,” and Dina replied with the so overused and tired inquiry, “Do you know who I am?”  Big sister Linds, who should not be pointing out anyone’s mistakes to anyone, chimed in, “You’re making a big mistake!  Huge!”  Yet still, Access.  Denied.

Sad and disturbing-a random bouncer offers more guidance and parental judgment to Ali than her own mother and sister.  What does Ali”s future look like if she’s trying to get into nightclubs at fifteen?  See?  This is how far removed I am from the Hollywood mindset; it’s why I just can’t relate.  I heard this tale of denial at the door and all I could think was, “Wait, isn’t this a school night for Ali?”  I also thought, “How the hell was Drew Barrymore getting into clubs at eight?”

Anyway, if Ali wants to keep pace towards the goal of rehab by seventeen, handbag designer by nineteen and memoir by twenty, she needs to get started on her meth habit, shoplifting convictions and sex tape, like, now.