Evil Beet is hobbling into the 21st century, kids. After countless requests, I finally got up off my ass today and figured out how to add “ShareThis” buttons to the bottom of each post. If you click on the button, it’ll give you the option to share the post over email, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Digg and like a billion other things, some of which I’ve never even heard of, because I’m tech-savvy like that.

Hey remember how awhile back I added the Reply option to the comments on here and it was a giant pain in my ass but now you guys totally love it and use it all the time? Yeah. This was a pain in my ass, too. So use it. And don’t say I don’t love you or listen to your comments. Well, I do love you. I don’t always listen to your comments. But I try to respond to requests like this within the year. So enjoy!

xoxo
Beet

Remember how Heidi Klum was basically wearing eight layers of sweatshirts in these photos? And I said that I’d assume she was pregnant except for she looked relatively bump-less in photos taken a couple weeks earlier???

Well, I guess she’d just recently started to show!

Because Heidi is pregnant with her FOURTH child, and her third with hubby Seal. She’s a little under four months pregnant, according to sources.

Congrats Heidi!

Am I the only person left on the planet who can’t still tell these two bitches apart?

You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I’m sure it’s quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.

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This is really just an extension of this post but tits and ass always deserve their own post. Sometimes my subtle humor is lost on the masses so let me clarify:  I don’t really believe that Mel is schtupping the middle-age beauty seen here.

I do believe the claims of twenty-four year-old Russian pop star Oksana Pochepa who says that she’s the one that has stolen Mel’s heart.  She told The Sun, “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.”  Yes, sweetie, I’m sure Mel is totally in it for the long haul with you.

Oh, and Oksana, you know he owns orange crocs…right?

I don’t want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled.  Believe me when I tell you this:  celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.

One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a “mysterious blond.”  Why are these mistress blonds always called “mysterious?”  The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.

Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me, Mel Gibson didn’t win an Academy Award for directing by accident.  He clearly means for this scene to appear the way it does-he isn’t concerned at all, he’s feeling carefree, and his new friend is totally worth a half-billion dollars.

Impressing even the most critical of cynics, Audrina Patridge is actually breaking into acting. That should go in quotes. She’s breaking into “acting.” Ceiling-eyed Audrina and her tattooed sister, Casey, hit the red carpet for the release of her straight-to-DVD flick, Into the Blue 2: More Bikinis. (The actual subtitle is The Reef, but you know this shit is just getting promoted as Audrina Patridge wearing next to nothing.)

Also there: Holly Madison, who really ought to avoid any future red-carpet events where she’ll be billed lower than Audrina Patridge, and cutie pie Chris Carmack.