Really, Drew? Even Tyra Banks is looking at these photos thinking “Her hair looks really fake.” And the thing is that hair extensions almost always look better in photographs than they do in person. So I shudder to think what she looked like in real life walking down the red carpet for the Grey Gardens LA premiere.

That said, I will step down from my Drew-bashing pedestal and say that she does look really good her. With the exception of the hair. Her face and body look hot and healthy, and she’s absolutely radiant, walking down the red carpet for a film in which her reviews are almost guaranteed to be gut-wrenchingly bad. Seriously. Have you seen the trailers?

Also there: Co-star Jessica Lange, as well as Ali Larter (showing off her uber-flat chest with a low-cut V-neck) and Jennie Garth.

Here’s the latest video from Eminem, for his new single titled “We Made You.”

It occurred to me as I was watching this that Eminem is basically the rapper version of Kathy Griffin. Like, while all the other rappers are talking about fighting with the cops and makin’ it in the ‘hood and gettin’ shot down, Eminem’s all like, “Okay, okay, okay. So this Lindsay Lohan. She’s lost a lot of weight. Due to diet and Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates.” I mean, really, this is just Kathy Griffin’s schtick if you made it rhyme.

I am told by a reader that the man who plays Britney Spears in this video is the same dude who did an impersonation of her on America’s Got Talent last year. I wouldn’t even want to begin the process of confirming that, so I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader.

Just for fun, I embedded below a clip of Kathy Griffin doing standup about Lindsay Lohan awhile back. Last week, however, the comedienne said she was likely to take Lindsay jokes out of her routine. “I’m more likely to make fun of Lindsay Lohan a year ago,” she says. “She was clubbing every night with the girlfriend and, like, DJing — but now it seems like she’s in the throes of real trouble … It feels like kicking her when she’s down. Believe it or not, I might kind of take her out for the time being. That’s a little hard to find the comedy in.”

Thanks Tako!

Jenna Jameson just posted this pic on her MySpace page. (I really think what Jenna Jameson’s MySpace page is lacking is more pics of Jenna Jemeson.) She just gave birth to TWINS a month ago!

Is it even physically possible for your stomach to look that hot a month after childbirth? I really don’t see how. The tits are way smaller too. If you look closely near her sternum, it almost looks like you can see a scar — is that how they got all the silicon out?

Young Redmond O’Neal — the son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal — is still cooling his heels in Twin Towers because no one will bail him out. And apparently no one will visit him, either. He’s been there for a week and he hasn’t had a single visitor. His family is making it a point not to visit him. They want him to learn a lesson.

And believe it or not, he’s not even in jail for his recent attempt to bring heroin into a prison. He’s there for probation violation, stemming from a dirty test when he was in rehab for an entirely different drug arrest.

With Farrah struggling to beat anal cancer right now, I completely understand this family’s decision to leave Redmond in jail. He’s safer in there! The last thing the O’Neals need to add to their list of stresses is a dead son, and it’s way harder to OD on heroin in Twin Towers than on the streets of LA. Good parenting decision, Ryan! Much better than when you decided to do meth with your son. Oh, shit. I just had a thought. Maybe Ryan is leaving Redmond in jail because he’s sick of the kid bogarting the meth.

This guy hasn’t slept much this week, I can assure you of that. Here’s the president of Domino’s, Patrick Doyle, addressing those disgusting YouTube vids that his employees made.

This story fascinates me to no end. It’s just a really, really neat example of brand management and crisis PR, and one that’ll probably end up being a case study in business schools around the world pretty soon. They’re breaking ground here — it’s only been in the past few years that a couple of no-name employees in a no-name town in North Carolina could to this level of damage to an international business giant like Domino’s. It’s just fascinating to watch it all unfold. There’s no textbook on how you handle something like this, and there are very few cases in the past to study for clues. It’s a totally Web 2.0 situation, and I’m just so interested to watch it play out. So, ya know, when I’m interested in something, you guys get subjected to it endlessly, so we’re gonna be following this saga as it plays out.

Here’s a little clip from Drewsky’s interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens.

Drew, sweetie, normally we say “non-linear,” but that’s cool. You can make up words. You love film.