A woman who auditioned for American Idol in 2005 and made it to the second round was arrested Friday on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct when she clad herself in cammo, sneaked onto the grounds of Britney Spears’ Calabasas, CA home, and peeked into a few windows.

After realizing, “Hey, that isn’t the window washer,” one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.

While originally held on $5,000 bail, Tozier-Robbins, was released after agreeing to appear June 16 in a Malibu court.

The woman, 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins, sang a Spears tune when she auditioned for Idol, and has recently posted several strange  comments on Spears’  website.

Earlier this week, EB asked for your help identifying the new special lady friend with whom Ryan Seacrest was seen at LAX. Turns out she is neither “Hottie McHotterson”, nor Olivia Wilde, as some of the comments suggested. As one of our readers correctly guessed, her name is Jasmine Waltz, a bartender and “aspiring actress.”

…last week [Seacrest] took time out from his gig as a host of On Air with Ryan Seacrest for a romantic jaunt to Paris with L.A. bartender Jasmine Waltz.

Seacrest, 34, met Waltz during a night out at Guy’s, a West Hollywood lounge. Waltz, who has previously worked at other L.A. hotspots including Les Deux and Italian restaurant Bella, is an aspiring actress, a source tells PEOPLE.

“They’ve been together for a few months now,” says the source.

Some people might consider her a nobody, and might be angry that she managed to snag such a relatively popular celebrity. I say her performances as (ahem) “Kelly” in Cheerleader Massacre 2 and as “Smoking Girl #3″ in Pledge This! arguably give her more of a legitimate claim to fame than Seacrest has.

I’m not talking about some magazine spread, I’m talking about his actual face. As seen in the image above, the facial features of a handsome man have been cut and re-pasted onto a new face base, but were placed a few inches too far down and close to the chin.

Here, let me show you what he originally looked like:

The star was on the red carpet this weekend in Paris during a photo call for his upcoming movie X-men Origins: Wolverine. I’m not really sure what the marketing concept was here. There’s nothing that screams action-packed movie about a super fast healing mutant with adamantium coated bones more than standing in front of the Eiffel tower and making awkward hand gestures while tilting your head at an angle that makes your chin look extra short and weird.

I’m sure he’s proud of the job he did hosting this year’s Academy Awards ceremony, but he can be equally as proud of being the first composite picture from Late Night With Conan O’Brien’s If They Mated skit to successfully break into showbusiness.

I’m just kiiiiddddinng. Hugh Jackman is adorable and has a name like a 70s porn star. But his chin (or lack thereof) looks more than a little strange in some of these pics from the photo call.

Country singer Brad Paisley and his wife, actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley (whom some of you probably recognize as the wife from ABC’s sitcom According to Jim, although you will never own up to that) welcomed a new baby into the Paisley Household Friday morning. We know that the new baby was a boy, but the couple has not yet revealed the baby’s name.

In an earlier interview however, Brad revealed how he learned of Kimberly’s second pregnancy. He also revealed that he is terrified of having more children and would like to put them back inside his wife:

Brad and Kimberly, 37, announced their pregnancy in October, saying they were thrilled to be giving 2-year-old son William “Huck” Huckleberry a sibling. In fact, it was Huck who broke the big news to dad, delivering Kimberly’s positive pregnancy test to Brad! “I said, ‘No, you don’t get it. This is really bad for you and I. This isn’t gonna be fun for us for the next nine months. We’re in for it,’” the singer joked upon learning about baby number two.

The baby boy had been set to arrive on April 5th, but being overdue “wasn’t a big deal,” said Brad, 36. “There’s nothing we can do about it. Well, there is, but we’re not doing that. We’re actually probably going to miss these times when things are simple. I mean you can’t put them back!”

Nope, you sure can’t put them back! Turns out babies aren’t like the brightly colored gardening implements and scrap-booking paper you grab from the $1 bins inside the front door of Target and later decide you really don’t want, even though they’re only a dollar.

Let’s hope that the extra weeks in mommy’s tummy have given Brad enough time to prepare himself for this second onslaught of the horror that is fatherhood.

Also, when I say the words “Paisley Household,” does anyone else picture 5,000 square feet, 4 bedrooms, and 2 1/2 baths covered in this?

After American Idol opted to have only two of the judges weigh in on each contestant last week, the outrage among fans was heard ’round the world, and it didn’t miss the ears of the production company. This week, the judging will be back to normal, with all four judges weighing in on each contestant. And there’ll be the same number of contestants this week as last — thanks to the Matt Giraud save last week — so everyone’s just going to have to act like an adult professional rather than an eager schoolchild and keep their comments in the allotted time. I’ll be interested to see how that works out for these four gigantic egos who just happen to be attached to human bodies.

Meanwhile, E! asked readers which judge they could live without. The results were not at all surprising:

Kara DioGuardi, 44.3 percent
Paula Abdul, 35.7 percent
Randy Jackson, 17.4 percent
Simon Cowell, 2.6 percent

No one likes Kara. No one was ever going to like Kara. There was nothing that anyone could have done to make us like Kara. Kara is basically just Paula with less valium in her system. They should have gotten Janice Dickinson or something (who will, for the record, be appearing on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Outta Here! this summer).

But I am surprised that Paula is considered more dispensable than Randy. Don’t get me wrong, I like Randy Jackson, but he and Kara are definitely the most boring of the judges. I mean, I don’t care what Randy says, because he’s just going to be reasonable and relatively polite about it. He’s not going to tell me anything I didn’t already know. But Paula? You just never know what will slur out of that vodka-soaked mouth of hers. It’s always a surprise! And it’s never really a sentence! I would miss Paula way more than Randy.

“I don’t want to turn her into a glamour-puss. We’re all rooting for the underdog here.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, discussing the curious case of frumpipuss Susan Boyle, who captured the world’s heart as a 47-year-old virgin who can sing her heart out. (Video is here.)

I’m also interested to see if the sales of the Les Miserables soundtrack have skyrocketed this week. I betcha they have!

Above find an interview that Susan did on Scottish TV. I personally cannot understand a word of it. I speak English, dammit, not Scottish. If anything interesting happened in there, let me know.