Apr 24, 2009 at 09:54 am by Evil Beet

Courtney Love

The classiest broad on the planet had some kind words about fellow blonde bombshell (kidding!) Pamela Anderson for Page Six: “Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”

Mostly, what’s blowing my mind here is that Courtney Love seems to have made a complete statement in 140 characters or less, a feat she’s been unable to accomplish thus far on Twitter.

But Page Six took the time to look into her accusations. They say that a “quick check on the Internet reveals that a double-wide trailer in the park costs around $325,000 — and on the high side, homes are around $1.2 million.”

Uh, dude, if you can afford a $325K anything, why on earth would you buy a double-wide trailer??? Malibu is so weird.

Apr 24, 2009 at 09:12 am by Evil Beet

Jay Leno

Talk about a work ethic!

Jay Leno was taken to the hospital for an undisclosed illness on Thursday, and he had to cancel his appearance on The Tonight Show. It’s the first time he’s missed a taping of the show due to illness since he took over in 1992. Craziness! Can you imagine never taking a sick day in 17 years?

The good news is that Jay is going to be just fine, according to NBC reps. “He was kidding around with the hospital staff and running his monologue jokes by the doctors and the nurses,” they said in a statement. “He’s expected back to work on Monday.”

Get well soon, Jay! And whatever super-virus has attacked you, keep it quarantined!

Apr 24, 2009 at 08:45 am by Evil Beet

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Co-stars Beyonce and Ali Larter went for very different (although, IMHO, equally ridiculous) looks at the NYC premiere of Obsessed.

Who looked better, kids?

Apr 24, 2009 at 08:30 am by Evil Beet

Check out the new vid for the first single off Green Day’s upcoming album, 21st Century Breakdown.

Apr 24, 2009 at 07:15 am by Evil Beet

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Alicia Silverstone mugged for some unfortunate close-ups at the Heart of Green Awards in NYC last night. And has she always had that huge mole on her forehead or is that recent?

I hope that one of the reporters working the red carpet thought to ask her about the Clueless sequel that’s rumored to be in the works.

Apr 24, 2009 at 06:28 am by Evil Beet

Whoopsie!!

One of Brit’s aerialists accidentally ripped out one of her extensions as he air-lifted her at her Oakland show on Wednesday.

It had probably already gotten loose. It blows my mind how all her extensions stay in when she’s whipping her head around everywhere each night during her show. They must have to fix those things like once a day.