Here’s something that will make you feel very sad about the world. The 18-year-old Romaian woman in the video above sold her virginity on the internet. The asking price? £50,000, or the next highest bidder.

Alina Percea, 18, is conducting the auction over the internet to pay for her university tuition.

The Romanian said she wants to meet a gentle, respectful and generous man who she hoped one day would become her husband.

According to media reports, the teenager, from Caracal in Olt county, posted an advert on a German-language dating website saying: ‘I am a 108lbs, 5.67ft tall, brown-eyed Romanian girl.

‘I don’t smoke and own a certificate from a gynaecologist which says I am a virgin. I want my first time to be special and not very abrupt.

‘I want to meet a gentle, respectful and generous man.’

Miss Percea also said she was prepared to have unprotected sex but only if the successful bidder proved he was free of disease and infection.

She insisted she wanted her first time to be special.

And I’m sure it will be very special since all you have to do to rampage unprotected inside her hoo-hah is present her with a certificate of health and some cash.

The bidding ended last night, and although Alina was hoping to get roughly £50,000, the highest bid was only £10,050. I wonder if she thought to set a reserve price?

Good lord I love me some GaGa. I’m not referring to her music– I’m referring to the neon-colored, crack-exposing, costumed insanity that is her life.

Lately, she’s taken to ascribing human qualities to the inanimate objects around her– a process that literature nerds like to refer to as “anthropomorphism”, and psychologists like to refer to as “batshit insane.”

In an interview with The Sun, she talked about the floral china teacup she’s been toting about lately, saying, “She hasnít got a name but she’s quite famous now, so I made her stay in today.” Because nothing is worse than a teacup with an inflated ego.

GaGa says She takes the cup with her almost everywhere she goes because it keeps her “grounded” and makes her “feel at home.” Grounded? I doubt there’s anything heavy enough on this planet to keep her grounded.

That’s not the title of some esoteric French art flick. Those are the names Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler have supposedly been calling one another.
Star Magazine is reporting that the two aren’t getting along very well on the set of their upcoming movie Law Abiding Citizen. The cause of their petulant behavior? Plain old jealousy:

Hollywood catfights aren’t just between the ladies! Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler have been going at it on the set of Law Abiding Citizen. An insider tells Star, “Jamie is jealous of the female attention Gerard gets. And Gerard is annoyed that Jamie’s always jetting off to Vegas to party.”

The Dueling duo even have pet names for each other: Gerard calls Jamie “The Fool”, and he’s known as “Ger-tard!”

ìItís like high school on this set!î says the source. Boys will be boys!

Only at Star magazine could you use the phrase “boys will be boys” without any hint of irony. As a side note, I’m thinking about taking a weekend trip to Philly because there is just the slightest possibility I might receive a massage from the aforementioned Mr. Butler, or see him naked.

Cute clip of the First Lady talking to kids about the new First Puppy and his late-night antics.

This is totally my dog. I’ll run out into the living room in the middle of the night because I hear crazy barking and growling and bouncing around, and it’s just Leo, engaging in World War III with his doggie bed. The cats are always sitting patiently on the couch, watching the drama unfold and looking at me like, “Why would you ever let this thing live here?”

… but I doubt that.

Samantha Ronson was spotted pulling out of Lindsay Lohan’s garage at 6 am today, after arriving on Thursday.

Wonder what she was doing there?

How much you wanna bet Lindsay pulled some crazy shit like texting Samantha all like “I’m totally gonna kill myself if you don’t come over!!!” I once dated a guy with an ex-girlfriend like that. He’d peace out in the middle of dates because she’d text him like “If you don’t come over and see me right now I’m gonna kill myself! I have the pills all ready! I’ll do it! I just need to talk to you or I’ll kill myself!” It was fucking insane. I liked the dude, but after the second time this happened I told him I couldn’t see him anymore. You may be a slave to your crazy ex, buddy, but that doesn’t mean I have to be. He never did get back with his girlfriend, and she never did off herself. But Lindsay seems like the type to pull some obnoxious, manipulative shit like that.

“It was very, very shady. I think the judges thought that I lied and that’s why I got sent home. I have a feeling Tyra and Jay [Manuel] don’t really click that well because they have totally different ideas, especially for the Carmen Miranda shoot. The girls that Jay said were doing bad got great photos in panel, and vice versa. I have a feeling they didn’t even really communicate because to have completely opposite ideas that you want the girls to do is completely ridiculous and unfair … Tyra definitely has a soft spot for Aminat and Teyona. I think she just loves [their] personalities. I feel like they’re most relatable to Tyra, since Tyra was a black model struggling. I think she has a hidden emotional connection with the black girls, and I think that’s where a lot of favoritism comes from. I’m not accusing her of it, but that’s just my opinion.”

Natalie Pack, who was recently booted from ANTM, on Tyra Banks and her favoritism.