Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Couple That Jogs Together …

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel

… I dunno how to finish that. The couple that jogs together … flogs together? Clogs together? Hedgehogs together? (I’m sure that means some sex thing to somebody. “Hey baby. I’m a little drunk. I think I’d be down to let you hedgehog me tonight. But you can’t tell anyone I let you!”)

Anyway, whatever it is, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are doing it. The couple defied break-up rumors for the billionth time by taking their perfect little bodies for a jog together in NYC. It’s so cute and healthy I could just vomit. (Doesn’t that sound easier than exercising?)

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  • It looks like she’s really trying to catch up… I hope he’s doing the smart thing and running AWAY from her.

  • Want to know why I don’t? (I bike for assercise, I also like to make up words) I have never seen a jogger look like they are havind any kind of fun. I bike with a friend and I pull tw babies behind me. WE have fun but people who run by, having no fun.

  • I am just waiting for Wendie’s post when these two marry. Someone will have to be present in order to give her oxygen and, of course, her usual morphine drip.

  • see I’m completely anti jogging together.
    If I even think about exercising I go BRIGHT red and my girlfriend does not need to see that. Plus I prefer going at my own pase

  • it’s uncomfortable how much better in that relationship that he is over her. and i don’t like him, and i think she’s hot. you know she jumped the shark when she did a stripper movie with full on nudity, that goes straight to video. at least britney is on a world tour…