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I Am Lifting the Heidi/Spencer Ban for a Single Day …

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… so that you guys can talk about these photos of the Douchepratts warding off swine flu while in Mexico to film Heidi’s “video” for her “music.”

They may be douches, but they’re douches who know a PR opportunity when they see one. Finally someone other than the face-mask manufacturers (and the news stations) has found the economic upside to swine flu.

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  • The ONLY thing they’re good at is fame-whoring themselves. Oh my goodness. She’s pretty cute, but he looks like a blonde monkey. Ugh.

  • The ONLY thing they’re good at is fame-whoring themselves. Oh my goodness. She’s pretty cute, but he looks like a blonde monkey. Ugh.

  • The ONLY thing they’re good at is fame-whoring themselves. Oh my goodness. She’s pretty cute, but he looks like a blonde monkey. Ugh.

  • Ewwww. First off, why is he wearing those shorts with a belt on the beach? Second, I can’t help but imagine them in bed with some massive face mask type material between them with a single hole in the middle to conceive some evil vacuous offspring. Finally I must say indeed, Beet, they should have gone into marketing. Worldwide pandemic?? EXPOSURE!!!

    • I agree they should wear them all the time… but whether that makes them more bearable is still questionable. They just look more like Michael Jackson’s children than anything

  • Hey, guess what people? The masks do little to nothing to prevent swine flu. All they do is make people feel better (or more douche-y, in the case of Heidi and Spencer).

    • This is true. The masks are only effective for very short term use. That’s why healthcare workers change their masks every 30-60 minutes.

      • It just works the other way arround, the guys, healthcare workers do wear the masks to avoid to give someone a disease. For avoid getting swine flu ists totaly useless!

  • I can’t believe Heidi would attempt to foil Jesus’ special plan for her by wearing a face mask.

      • lol have you guys watched “i’m a celebrity get me out of here!” ?? :P
        its sooo funny! she was talking about her christian side and got her husband so into it that she baptised him during the show and they showed it to everyone!! :P

  • I’m just glad I can’t see his disgusting flesh-beard. He should ALWAYS wear that mask. That beard if fugs. Someone should tell Heidi that her blonde wig looks ridiculous and that look only works for gals at the bunny ranch.

  • I’ve been sleeping. Just why are my two favorite TV stars wearing maxi pads on their faces?

  • plenus envy I hope you are joking about the statement in the first half of your question.

    I did not think it was possible to look more douche-tard-ey but these assholes have somehow managed to pull it off all the while promoting panic because of this stupid swine flu. I dislike these people so much. I wish I had never known who they were

    • Hey b! I for my part strongly belive that these guys are the same one who told us about the economy crisis, but this topic went boring so the foud something new. I guess we gat punked again and again

  • They are such fucktards. Imagine when she gets pregnant… She “accidently” leave the test on top of their garbage can or it will fall out of her purse, in front of the paps, for sure. Gag.

  • Heidi M. has a perfect body……and she’s rich and famous….living it up all over the place……what did she do to deserve this fate?

    I think I must have basically been Jack the Ripper in my past life. That’s the only karmic force that could have created my body and fortune.

    • Perfect body….HAHAHA Her boob job looks awful. She has two weird growths protruding form her chest. At least Miss. California’s look like naturally fake ta-ta’s. Miss. M should consider legal action against the doctor and Jesus for bestowing her with those.

    • @ get youradverbshere: you may have been jack the ripper in a past life but at least in this life you are not a stupid, simpering fucktard forced to pretend-kiss a closeted gay man with a flesh colored beard through a surgical mask shile the world laughs at you.

      • Ok, her boobs do sort of look like a butt on her chest.

        And yes, kissing the flesh beard and being generally mocked worldwide, ok, fair points.

        I stand corrected.

        EB commenters = worth reading. I have hope for the future, lol.

  • I think they’re safe, no virus would want to go near them (even tiny organisms have their standards).

  • Beet…..you are the best!

    Just when I wanted to blow my brains out while on line waiting for my kids bio teacher (report card night, ugh)

    you come up with ‘douchepratt’!

    lol

    You fuggin rock.

    :-)

  • Ugh. What retards. This disease is a serious thing and they’re playing the ass pretending that they care. If they really gave a rat’s ass they’d never have bothered flying to Mexico.
    In a moment of true selfishness I’d wish that it turned into a pandemic while they were there and they’d be stuck in Mexico.

  • i can’t stand them, but even with her fake chest, look at that girls freaking body. man what i wouldn’t…