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Some stellar shots of Lindsay, sis Aliana and their friends relaxing in the Hawaiian sun this weekend.

How high do you think Lindsay was when she did that spray-on tan? It’s practically a Rorschach test. (Side note: I think this is the first time in my life I spelled ‘Rorschach’ correctly on the first try. Applaud me.)

Let’s play a game here: What do you see in the inkblots of Lindsay’s spray tan?

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  • Why do redheads try to be tan? It looks strange even under the best of circumstances. I would LOVE it if I looked better pale. I hate tanning of both the real and fake variety but I look like I have jaundice if I don’t .

  • Lately shes been looking rather, hungry, but in this she looks healthy and her hair color is better than it has been in 3 years. Oh and Lindsay, stop trying to tan and be orange, it just takes away from your looks.

    • Since when was death warmed over, healthy? Someone needs to get her some help before she does even more medical harm to herself.

  • It’s the map of how the swine flu will spread around the world… sadly, she will survive…

  • She looks better than she did the other day, that’s for sure. Perhaps her patches of fake tan hide her bones. Badly applied tan is to thin people, what black is to ‘larger’ people.

  • …that is a stupendously-unflattering bikini bottom. What the fuck, who designed that thing?

  • Why not comment that Lindsay IS READING? Oh my God!!! Something good, at least. Ok… “Jeffrey Gitomer’s Little Teal Book of Trust…” isn´s exactly my favorite kind of literature.. but anyway… it´s better to get a book than a vodka at hands.

  • lmao dodger stadium ..I was thinking it looks a little bit like astroturf..weird

    but i do think she looks a bit better, although those arms are way too skinny, they remind me of angelina jolie’s arms

  • My mind is trying to block her out and completely focus on that bag! Im sure its way out of my range but anyone know where to find it?

  • a good source told me sasha loves mini me’s GF”S TWAT HAHA, she’s a big ole dyke! Ask wendy! IT’s true you guys, she’s doing that girl that lived with mini me! Better watch out sasha, she’ll make fun of your beef curtains! OR YOUR BEET CURTAINS! hahahaha

  • Ok….so no one else has said it…but I see a splotch of orange on her right leg that lookz like a penis. XD

  • OK, she’s got a wedgie and she’s a bit thin but she’s not orange – that’s just a little constellation of ginger freckles and they have the right to twinkle dammit. I can’t believe its only PlenusEnvy & me that think she looks hot – y’all must either have impossibly high standards or glaucoma.

  • I think she looks hot, I always think she looks hot though. I did prefer her with a bit of extra weight but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed now at all. Give her a break she just lost an important relationship. I become too skinny when I am stressed or lonely.

    • Yes – as friend of mine always says, wouldn’t kick her out of bed unless it was to f**k her on the floor.

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