Apr 23, 2009 at 01:22 pm by Evil Beet

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Of all the email accounts in all of the world, the kids over at 4Chan opted to hack into Salma Hayek’s. Why they couldn’t have done Lindsay Lohan’s is a mystery to me. It would have been way more interesting. But instead, what we have is Salma’s.

Screenshots of the shayek@mac.com email account, released by habitués of the online bulletin board 4chan, appear to be authentic. Breaking into the account was a simple matter of knowing Hayek’s birthday — September 2 — and guessing at her security word (they claim it was the name of her best known movie role) to reset the account’s password. Public-records searches show that the 323-area-code phone number Hayek listed in a sent email belongs to the actress.

The glimpses into Hayek’s life revealed by her inbox are fascinating, even if mundane: The stranger-suckling actress has been invited to America Ferreira’s 25th birthday party. She downloads a bunch of iPhone applications from the iTunes App Store — and she gets spam from Apple, just like the rest of us. As for the perks of being famous, a driver was scheduled to meet her flight arrving in Abu Dhabi. American Express has given her a new Gold card. (What, she doesn’t rate the exclusive black Centurion Card?) Balenciaga and Stella McCartney deliver designer clothes to her apartment. She schedules “Japanese face massages.” And she gets scans of stories about her in the celebrity weeklies.

Screenshots are in the thumbnails below. Prepare to be fascinated.

75 Responses to “Wanna Read Salma Hayek’s Emails?”

  1. sf says:

    omg that is so intrusive!

  2. NotoriousKitty says:

    BEAT, this is such a invasion of privacy,, a new low actually..You seriously suck,, find a new job, this is not 4 u,, ps,, u will never be famous like ur wishing 4,, ur 2 beat and fake!!! you suck,,,,, love cortney brynn,

    • Tabby says:

      Her name is “Beet”. What is with all the periods and commas, by the way? “,,,” does not equal an ellipsis. Just so you know… <— ellipsis

    • Tabby says:

      Her name is “Beet”. Slow down with the punctuation there, cortney. You’re doing it wrong.

  3. Roofie says:

    You just mentioned /b/. First rule of /b/ is you don’t talk about /b/. They’re going to find out somehow and will raid the shit out of this place. *hopes for the best*

  4. Jesus Christ says:

    Why the fuck would you post this? You fucking suck.

  5. Dizz says:

    Can I be your spellchecker? It’s arriving. I know I’m nitpicky. I even spell-correct replies when I screw up.

  6. hotmilfchocolate says:

    wtf, beet?!

    what.

    are you like, channeling wendie, now?

    i refuse to click on those…really, i don’t wanna read someone’s emails.

    i feel like that’s way crossing the line.

    *juliette lewis*

    “whatdafuckthamatterwitcha?!!!”

    we are already on the threshold of stalker-type behavior viewing some celeb pics from the paps (i.e., at the grocery store, etc).

    this is TOO peeping tom for me.

    creep-ola!

  7. Kit-Kat says:

    Are you guys kidding? Honestly all the important details like phone numbers and addresses are clearly blurred out. Calm the hell down, honestly.

    This is a gossip site, stop saying “Omfg all time low of you to post that” and just leave the site if you dont like it!

    Geeeeeez take a prozac.

  8. Suzette says:

    I just lost the game. urrgh.

  9. Anon says:

    OHAI GUIZE WAT’S GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD?

  10. Anon says:

    Hey I’m here to crap on your site how you doin?

  11. Anon says:

    I LIEK CHOCOLATE MIELK

  12. Anon says:

    GUISE. GUISE. NO.

  13. Anon says:

    This site sucks.

  14. Anon says:

    HAY IM SALMA AND I WANT MY BABY BACK RIBS

  15. Anon says:

    wtf bitch im not a kid get ur facts straight blogwhore

  16. Anon says:

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  17. Akon says:

    Y’all nikkas need to calm down. It ain’t like she be the one who hacked into the email. Shit, she just bein’ a journalist.

    Dayum.

  18. Rachel says:

    I think my favorite anon comment so far is “FUUUUUUUUU” gives me the giggles for some unknown reason.

  19. Chris Hansen says:

    ok that is enough

    it was all a setup by ebaumsworld

    ebaums did it!

  20. YouNutchinnian says:

    stupid cunt lion

  21. anon says:

    i like pickles

  22. therapist says:

    Tonight. You.

  23. Anon says:

    hay um i lost my email password can u email it to shakey@mac.com pls thanx hackers

  24. Beehind says:

    This site isn’t turning into Perez is it?

  25. BLANKPOST says:

    God dommit! ebaumsworld did it!

  26. David Davidson says:

    WUT IZ DIS FORE CHANE?

  27. anon says:

    salma ate my jesus!

  28. Anon says:

    this site is relevent to my jesus

  29. Anon says:

    I would love to talk about Jesus

  30. David Davidson says:

    HAI GAIS WUTS GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD

  31. Anon says:

    I would prefer to talk about zeus

  32. Anon says:

    FUCK YOU YOU CUNT CALLIN ME A KID. GO TO HELL SKANKY HO BAG. FUCKING TIT WANK. PENIS. COCK JOCKY. VAGINAL DISCHARGE.

  33. Anon says:

    salma. salma hayek. salma. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE

  34. Anon says:

    over 9000

  35. anon says:

    Roofie I am going to find you and stick it in ur pooper nbd js thx bye luv u

  36. Anon says:

    LOL OVER 9000 MUDKIPS BATTLETOADS ETC ETC

  37. Anon says:

    This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.

  38. anon says:

    In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother’s care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature.

  39. anon says:

    Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

  40. anon says:

    I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.

  41. anon says:

    I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver, and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which, in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh”. Additionally, from his rear view mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games. In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique. Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community located at the previously mentioned location.

  42. anon says:

    We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odour through my sense of olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival

  43. Zalgo says:

    Holy shit it spread! Check it out, my social security number wordfilters to XXX-XX-XXXX

    Try it!!

    XXX-XX-XXXX

    Fucking unbelievable. How does the website know its a SSN????

  44. anon says:

    Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.

  45. Zalgo says:

    Check it out, my social security number wordfilters to XXX-XX-XXXX

    Try it!!

    XXX-XX-XXXX

    Unbelievable!!!! How does the website know its a SSN????

  46. Melanie says:

    XXX-XX-XXXX

  47. We frown upon your shenanigans.
    There will be retribution.
    Them latina bitches– they’re ours.
    Back off crackers.

  48. Samantha says:

    Interesting. let me try.

    601-35-3658

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