Apr 23, 2009 at 03:09 pm by Evil Beet

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45 Responses to “Sweeeeet Sixteen!”

  1. FornitSomeFornus says:

    I don’t know… I thought this dress was surprisingly tame for that little monster.

    • Canaduck says:

      Sure, but it’s about as ugly as you’d expect from her. What the hell is with those shoulders…??

      • Think Straight says:

        Don’t these people have more money than God right now? Can they not afford a sensible stylist? Miley never looks appropriate, although I hope that she’s having fun looking way too old all the time. And are they attending the same event, or is he just dropping her off somewhere? Jeans with frayed hems? Is he even trying? And her dad somehow always ends up with the most unflattering hair styles. Makes me almost long for a comeback of the world’s worst hairdo – the Universally Unflattering Mullet.

    • DarkEmpress says:

      I CANNOT STAND MILEY CYRUS, HER KARAOKE VOICE AND HER CULT OF FANATIC FOLLOWERS WHO BUY EVERYTHING SHE STAMPS HER FACE ON, I WISH SHE WOULD DISAPPEAR!!!!! I think her dress is gorgeous, her face not so much though. The exaggerated shoulders and hips are a trend now, along with the harem pants. You either love high fashion or you dont. The rule we had in school was that your hemline couldnt be higher than the tips of your fingers when your hand was at your side. Her dress is a little longer than that. Try standing with your hand at your side like that and you’ll see that is not that short.

  2. enjaybee says:

    What the hell is with the Merkin on his chin???

    He is hideous!

    Oh yeah and she’s not much better.

  3. theotherme says:

    How cute. Out on your B-day with your older lover. AHH

  4. woohoo says:

    why the fuck does he have a vag strip on his chin?

  5. jen says:

    What is with the highlighted and flat ironed hair on Billy Ray? Keith Urban has the same look. I guess its cool to them.

  6. Who cares about these tards says:

    What the hell happened in the Salma’s highjacked email post?

    Some freak typed out the fresh prince of bell air theme song.

    holy crap

    • TSS says:

      Beet’s getting RickRolled by a bunch of 15 yr olds. It’s pretty funny. My favorit one is:

      “wtf bitch im not a kid get ur facts straight blogwhore”

      LOL…. That’s going to be my signature for the rest of my posts on this blog. I love it!

  7. LaLa says:

    Billy Ray looks sooo happy to be there…

  8. Down Unda says:

    Did Billy Ray just come from his job at Benihana?
    What’s with his shirt?

  9. 121 says:

    Why is he wearing a chef coat?

  10. mjf says:

    chris gaines is miley cyrus’ personal chef?!

  11. Alan says:

    When will these two redneck hillbillies just go the fuck away.

  12. evil beetch says:

    I don’t think a sixteen year old showing some leg while keeping her upper half modestly covered is anywhere near as inappropriate as you and your bestest bud Renee exploiting a little person.
    But ya know that’s just me.

  13. jen says:

    now i agree shes annoying as hell but i think miley looks fantastic here, its just some leg! chill out!! and i would KILL for her body…

  14. mcbiscuit says:

    I was going to say, ‘hey, she’s legal!” but then I remembered incest is always illegal :(

  15. just me says:

    TPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Wow! As much as she annoys me, I have to admit that Miley’s face looks a LOT better than usual! She’s finally learned to smile without looking like a deranged chipmunk!

  17. stocki says:

    billy ray ALWAYS looks stupid. his style is the “United States of Tara”…of fashion.
    but I genuinely think miley looks quite nice here. that neckline is a bitch to pull off, and I think she looks quite charming.

  18. jane says:

    Hi, I have been searching for more photos of Hanna Montana premiere and find quite a large gallery also at http://everyceleb.com/hannah-montana-the-movie-uk-premiere/article-3439

  19. dee1 says:

    its time 4 a britney spears little ho

  20. dee1 says:

    its time 4 a britney spears little ho

  21. Sandra says:

    How come I rarely see the mom with her?

  22. Tammy says:

    Have you driven by your local jr. high school lately? Most of them look like ho bags. At least her fat isn’t hanging over the edges.

  23. arugula says:

    dude he had to have had some work done…his face is soo plastic-y.

  24. lauren says:

    i wish he would stop making that stupid face. in every picture.

  25. katie napier says:

    i NEED to tell you something i do not like you you are just one of us
    sens you are rithch dosent mean you are beter then any one eles
    i am saying you need to lren how to be like us tell your friends about this i do not care

  26. katie NAPIER says:

    BY THE WAY YOUAREOLD NEWS MIGT IS WELL STOP MAKING SHOWS AND SONG NO ONE LIKE YOU ANY MORE GOOD BY FOR EVER

  27. TIFFANAY says:

    GET HELP NOW OR STOP YOU SUCK

  28. me24 says:

    Will someone write me back? Please? I’m SOOOOOOOOOO Desrerate! {JK!} LOL

  29. shakara says:

    Y DOSE SOMEONE NEED 2 TALK2 U

  30. ALISHA says:

    ALL THOSE HATERS OUT THERE NEEDS 2 STOP TALKING ABOUT MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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