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Susan Boyle Was Just Kidding About Never Being Kissed

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Hey, remember just yesterday when I was all like, “Isn’t it weird that no one believed Britney Spears was a virgin but everyone believes Susan Boyle’s never been kissed?” I’m so prescient, you guys.

In an interview with Extra‘s Terri Seymour that will air tonight, Susan admits that she was totes JK on that one. “It was meant as a joke,” she said. “I’ve got a wicked sense of humor, you know!”

Hmmm. I wonder if she’ll lose some of the fan support because of this. Everyone just LOVES the idea of the tragic woman who’s never been kissed and is FINALLY getting an opportunity at empowerment. We want so very badly to be the ones who give love to the this previously utterly unloved woman. Will we love her less now that the joke’s on us?

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  • Oh my GOODNESS Susan Boyle’s gone to first base!! Watch out Paris, you’re about to lose the limelight with this dick magnet.

  • why the heck would she lose fans because she said she was joking? i like because she has a nice personality and she’s incredibly talented. shouldn’t eb a fan because you feel sorry for someone…

  • If she did or didn’t who cares it has nothing to do with her singing, all that matters is that she has a beautiful voice, and that she does,RIGHT.

  • If she did or didn’t who cares, all that matters is that she can sing and she has a beautiful voice and that is for sure. I agree with Hill 100%

  • She’d probably just like the porn companies to STOP CALLING! If I was a middle aged normal woman whose virginity was being debated daily in the media, I’d sure as hell just say that I was kidding too!

    • And I just want to never see her face again. Something about it makes me want to … I don’t know. Take a shower? I know that’s mean but whatever.

  • I love her because she doesn’t give a shit about any of us. I’d totally buy her sex tape if she had/has one – I bet it would be just as “surprising” and wonderful as her BGT performance.

  • I think what she said is ” 47 and never been kissed”, as far as I know it means on the lines with, never had a boyfriend/block/man/ for long, like never had/was in a relationship. I had never thought of her virginity at all. Besides, doesn’t the virgin thingy (and I mean the physiological part of female body at the opening of the birth channel) disappears later in life by itself for most women, sexually active or not?

  • All really is right with the world, isn’t it though?

    You can take someone who is beautiful with no talent and convince the world that they are talented.

    You can take someone who is not beautiful WITH talent and convince the world that they are beautiful.

    I’ll pick option B any day. That’s what Susan Boyle has taught me!

    yippityskippity

  • I hate this woman. I think she’s a self absorbed biotch, I don’t care what anyone says. The only reason you people don’t think so, is because she’s not attractive. But I see through her uglyness, she’s still self absorbed, ugly on the outside or not. She’s a fake biotch.