Apr 20, 2009 at 06:27 am by Wendie

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24 Responses to “TV Land Awards: The Untold Story”

  1. Rachel says:

    Made me morning Wendie! I care Wendie, I care. If we don’t who will?

    I knew about most of it from the E! True Hollywood Story, or Where Are They Now?, something along those lines. But I didn’t know about the open marriage or his recent annulment, just the Playfood stuff and big age difference.

    Has JTT come out of the closet yet? I mean I love my poster of him from the Home Improvement years, but I came to terms a while ago that he won’t be having one of me anytime soon.

    • Rachel says:

      Ok, just realized JTT was the only no-show of the Home Improvement clan! What is up with that? Embrace your roots Jonathan, it’s not like they are going to be doing any ‘Tom & Huck’ reunions anytime soon.

  2. b says:

    omggg wendie that story was sooo long lol… well it was long for the internet and my eyes want to fall out of my head now, but I read it all because I WUVVVVV youu!

    I used to love watching home improvement- I mean I thought it was a stupid show but I was ‘so in love’ with Jonathan Taylor Thomas… or JTT as I often called him- I totally ignored his other brothers- (especially the older one… for some reason his mullet always bothered me…( but yeah the more I look at this photo the more I am creeped out by his eyes… they are like blocks of frozen blue kool-aid. like why does he not have pupils?

    and cashew cheese? are you shittin’ me?

    • Helga says:

      I too am having trouble finding pupils in there. Those might not be eyes. Those might be marbles. Maybe the grand finale of his marriage was a knock down drag out in which his eyes were gouged out?

      Alternately, maybe that “home catering business” was a meth lab? Cashew cheese might be just as stinky to produce. Perhaps it was a front.

      • Kitty2000 says:

        Maybe the wife got the pupils in the divorce. But check out the other brother in these photos. Also a mysterious lack of pupils. Scary.

  3. veronica says:

    How is Katey Sagal a has been? She’s not only the voice on Futureama, she stars in Sons of Anarchy which will return this fall. Research! Research! Research! BTW, you could have posted a link to the winners….

    BTW, Home Improvement was one of the best shows ever. It’s disgraceful when parents of child stars steal their money.

  4. wuzzuh says:

    you make me smile Wendie….and that’s all that matters

  5. mimi in mo says:

    Wendie, I care waaaay more about the youngest bro on Home Improvement making cashew cheese then I do about what dress anyone is waering! Thanks!

  6. WTH says:

    Totally agreeing with Veronica. Katey Sagal isn’t a has been, she’s doing excellent work on Sons of Anarchy.

  7. TVsnarkie says:

    This kid was too cute when he was young. I knew something would happen to him. Those eyes are just plain scary!

    Conchetta Ferrell isn’t a has-been. She’s on ‘Two and a Half Men” which is one of the top rated shows on TV!!!! Same thing with Kate Segal. She’s on “Sons of Anarchy.”

  8. pinkangel8167 says:

    Funny I was just watchin an old episode of Home Improvement last night and wondering what in the hell ever happened to those boys! Thanks for the timely post, Wendie. I also saw a show on E! that involved him and did you know that several years ago he put a house up for sale and it was a total nasty, wreck! Bugs and food everywhere, feces….. wall with holes in them, furniture destroyed, crazy, creepy phrases and poems written all over the walls….. yeah this kid is off his rocker!

    But really…. I’m more interested to know what ever happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Any news on him?

  9. Beet Czar says:

    Separated at birth : Taran Noah Smith and Scott “blind guy on American Idol”

  10. Vegangirlie says:

    Love the blog, love the article (he is weirdly blue-eyed), but don’t knock veganism! Whether idealistically or for people who have a lot of food allergies, it’s a really healthy choice that people knock without knowing a lot about.

  11. Tracy says:

    I am watching Home Improvement right now!

    He frightens me.

  12. thatLisa says:

    great story wendie!!

  13. Canary says:

    How funny to see Taran on your site – I was friends with him a few years ago and hung out with him and his then wife quite a few times. Their house was awesome by the way – every room decorated by a different artist. Heidi actually did sort of proposition me once, it was awkward. Anyway, Taran is a great kid and a really sweet guy who deserves to move on from the mess that was his and Heidi’s relationship. I really wish him the best. If only cuz his eyes are much less crazy in real life, ha ha.

  14. tara says:

    I was at 6 Flags Great America (in CA) back in 1999 and ran into him. He was with some older women. He was really ugly in person, he wore all black like on the show, but his face was COVERED in pimples. I was so shocked at how well tv made him look LOL

    But yeah, my brother ended up playing laser tag with him (right place at right time) and whoever the lady was had a conversation with me and my mom, she said he didn’t like all the attention.

    They’re both really sweet though.

  15. Funny Tina says:

    So Wendie,
    I live in DC and I was hanging out at one of my favorite bookstores doing that whole,’ yeah I’m totally doing work while stalking nerdy hot DC boys and reading Evil Beet’. In walks in Crazy Eyes, Daryl Hannah and some other obscure former ‘celebrities’. Wowzas it was weird. They were having nonsensical existential conversation and they were filming each other…it was so very strange. I had no idea who Crazy Eyes was, he looked familiar but thank you for stalking him and making us read his story.

  16. Sam says:

    His crazy-eyes are bearing into my soul.
    Help me.

  17. Jane says:

    def the craziest of crazy eyes!

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