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Love Can Be So Sweet

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I have a Hulk Hogan story.  You won’t be impressed.  He once bumped into my mother at O’Hare airport while he was eating a chili dog.  The end.

A more impressive story?  According to a new Rolling Stone article, Hulk Hogan totally relates to spousicide.  It all started when Hulk’s wife Linda started doing “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior.”   The demise of his marriage gave Hogan a whole new level of sympathy for O.J.:  “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat.  You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife … I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

I’ve been through a divorce and a few ugly break-ups but I’ve never wanted to open somebody’s neck over it.  As a matter of fact, with the exception of Mischa Barton, I’ve never wanted anyone dead.  And I don’t really even want Mischa dead…maimed or retired perhaps, but not dead.

Anyway, note to LAPD:  If Linda Hogan ends up in a pool of blood and there is chili dog residue at the scene, you know who to call.

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  • I’ve only been married for 2 years but if my husband cheated and pulled the shit linda hogan pulled. I’d want to slit his and her throat. Could I? no. Thats the difference between the sane and the insane. I’d definitely beat the dog shit out of them though and then plead guilty to assult and happily do my time (you hear that chris brown?)

    • um… what a great thing to say about your child’s mother

      hulk has a younger girlfriend as well.. did he forget about her?

      • Not a big deal, but;
        “I’ve only been married for 2 years but if my HUSBAND cheated…”

  • Great Hulk reference, Wendie…I think he’ll be ok.. he always has his daughter’s shoulder to cry on or her ass to rub lotion on.

    • ok that comment made me want to vomit. seriously father daughter sex jokes are sickening. i know everyone goes on about hulk and brooke bc hulk dates women who look similar to her. But people should realize that is what her mother looked like 20yrs ago. Peroxide Butch Barbie is just his type. It has nothing to do with his kid. Yuck!

      • Well, except that last year he really was photographed taking a long moment to rub suntan lotion on his daughter’s thong-bikini’d ass, and is dating essentially her doppelganger. Issues. Also, ew.

  • Wow, I mean, I think it would be one thing if that thought just crossed his mind one time or something, but the fact that he thought about it enough to vocalize it is incredibly disturbing.

  • Chris Rock said something similar during one of his stand-up specials. He said that he wouldn’t have done what O.J. did, but he understands.

    • Forgot about the Chris Rock routine…. is true… was a funny bit. Hulk just can’t shut up and leave it alone, he has his own young gf too, looks too much like his daughter; and yes, they are all fame-whores… to steal a Ron White line… ” I had the right to remain silent; I just lacked the ability to do so”

  • You’ll be good enough to notice he did say stuff in the past tense….in that “I could have turned everything into a crime scene”.

    Let’s be serious here, there are many of us out there who during a girls night have made idle threates about how we’d kill our husband and a ho, or pull a Lorena Bobbit on his ass if we caught him cheating. This is just the first phase man…..the anger.

    I’m sure now that he’s ‘over’ their 30+ year relationship and got his own crazy young new girlfriend…… Well nevermind, he’s probably still pissed about that pimply faced lteenager driving both his wife and his car. lol

  • Oh Wendie: The point is, Hulk Hogan has killed and hurt no one. He may say he empathizes with O.J., but months later, his wife is still running around, acting like an asshole with a pimply faced kid who obviously, is really not all that into her. I believe I am quoting you, directly, in regard to this matter. The stupid, foolish, boy can’t even write a decent sentence (I seem to recall the Evil Beet staff taking the ugly blonde lad to task for using an improper syntax when writing a post about his, ahem, lady love Linda). What would you do if your husband’s lover was riding around in a Cadillac Escalade you had purchased? Unless I miss my guess, based upon your posts, you would be hacking up the two with a really big meat cleaver. Face it babe, you just aren’t that altruistic. Or forgiving. Not that I would blame you. So before you make it appear that Hulk Hogan is some sort of stalker (who calls up her old boyfriends when drunk, by the way?), and Linda Hogan is some sort of victim (the Evil Beet staff really loves to paint women as victims – it’s a theme I‘ve noticed- despite the fact that most women are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves, thank you very much), think dear, think. Alas, you don’t really think do you? You just write snarkey comments about famous people whom you don’t really know, and hope no one will notice you have no idea what you are talking about. LOL.