Apr 15, 2009 at 06:53 am by Wendie

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26 Responses to “Jessica Alba’s Ass Is A Gift”

  1. expectjoy says:

    anal alba.

  2. Adam says:

    Why yes, her ass is a gift, and I would just love to unwrap it.

  3. Abbi says:

    I’m one of those “anal is so gross” people…
    Luckily so is my fiance.
    I don’t judge you if you like it though, I just believe mine is a one way street.

    • Anonymous says:

      TMI!

    • lolly says:

      he’s just telling you that. then he’ll have an “oops” moment.

    • Mina says:

      That’s what I said to my husband on our second date. Luckily he didn’t hear and now I’m a beliver ;-)

    • Mason says:

      thats because u haven’t tried anal yet!

    • dickspitz says:

      All 3 of your fuckholes are capable of being gross & disgusting if not cleaned religously. It’s all about HYGEINE! After 5 or 10 years of the same old routine sex with your husband, you might find yourself singing a different tune.

    • dickspitz says:

      All 3 of your fuckholes are capable of being gross & disgusting if not cleaned religiously. It’s all about HYGEINE! After 5 or 10 years of the same old routine sex with your husband, you might find yourself singing a different tune.

  4. Lindsay says:

    hall of fame contender: worst tattoo ever. congrats

  5. superchuckholly says:

    If it were a couple inches higher, it would be adorable.
    I love bows, and if it were a lower-back tattoo, I would be full of want (for the tattoo).
    However, it’s at the top of her buttock cleft, and not attractive.

    Anyway, hair– goddamnit she looked gorgeous with dark brown hair.
    Roar.

  6. Jennifer says:

    Maybe she’s trying to say her poop is a gift?

  7. Sigh... says:

    Shitasstic.

  8. Dizz says:

    I don’t get the crapola tattoo. So you have more money than almost everybody, but you still walk into your local tat shop and stare at flash on the wall and go “oh yeah! I want that cute bow on my ass as a tramp stamp!” If you are inclined to tat it up, do some research and get a piece of custom art that you put some thought into. It’s forever, dude.

    • abq_emt says:

      Exactly! That’s why mine is a custom piece – and I was so pissed to see the same effect used on Scarlett Jo’s sun tattoo (the one on her forearm). I had it first, bitch. Mine is a tattoo of the square from the periodic table for the element Neon, lit up on a neon old-time billboard over a New Mexico sunrise.

  9. quirkygirlkitten says:

    that tattoo just makes her bum look dirty.

  10. DarkEmpress says:

    I am actually impressed. I would never believe Jessica Alba would ever get a tattoo like that. Lets see what happens with her career now. She’s always going on about how she doesnt want to be seen as a sex symbol. Good luck with that now.

  11. Canaduck says:

    Oh man, classiest tattoo EVER. Up there with the monkey-asshole-as-your-belly-button motif.

  12. Fartface 2.0 says:

    Funniest. Post. EVER.

  13. dickspitz says:

    Looks like a big, gaping butthole just above her actual big, gaping butthole. When did she get this tat? All you need now Jess is a tat of a cock on your butt cheek, then you’ll have the nastiest tramp stamps in Hollywood! …Slut!

  14. barebas says:

    oh my ass.. that nice

  15. Rui says:

    ANAL JESSY

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  17. jonisjackingoff says:

    she could take a shit in my mouth.

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