Good morning, everyone! I hope you are waking and baking this morning. I’m so glad that I work in the written word and don’t do vlogging, because I seriously would be cracking up right now and wouldn’t be able to get through this piece. Oh, and I would have to put makeup on. Needless to say, I’ve never smoked a joint in my life. Do they even call them joints anymore? Roaches? Spliffs? Blunts? Are those all the same thing or are there different varieties? I need you to educate me. You can even give me a pot quiz, afterward. Get it? Pot Quiz??? Shit, I’m starting to sound stoned.
Rapper Snoop Dogg, idiot extraordinaire, has posted NSFW video on his Twitter live stream of himself (allegedly!) smoking pot. But don’t worry-he’s got a license to do so. Which leads me to ponder: Is no fashion sense a medical condition that necessitates daily use of medical marijuana?