Today's Evil Beet Gossip



“Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall

And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings

and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting.”

The subtle lyrics to Prince’s new song, “Valentina.”  Incidentally, Prince has obviously had a thing for Salma Hayek for quite awhile.  In his 2001 song “Liquid Dreams,” he sang, “Angelina Jolie’s lips to kiss in the dark, underneath Cindy C’s beauty mark.  When it comes to the test, well Tyra’s the best, and Salma Hayek brings the rest.”

10 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Liquid Dreams was by that boy band O-Town. Don’t think Prince had anything to do with that masterpiece…

  • Yea…Liquid Dreams was definitely by O-Town! I listened to the song on repeat for about a year…it defined my 8th grade year

  • Oh my god, i was convinced the entire band of O-town were the loves of my life, how did you confuse their terrible song with Prince?

  • My name is Katrin, me of 12 years. I have a friend my dog. His name is Tobby. He breeds Saint Bernard. We have found him when to me there were 8 years. Who that has thrown out him at road, he did not breathe almost. We left him. And he has remained to live at us, he my friend :-). But recently to him it became bad, Tobby has ceased to eat, drink. The daddy has led him to the doctor. When they have returned the daddy has told to me that at Tobby tumour a brain and it is necessary to us him to lull. The daddy has remained without work and cannot pay operation. Please help to rescue to me my friend. If you can please send 0,50 $ on mine webmoney purse Z100071278687. Please help