Today's Evil Beet Gossip

New Video From Eminem

Eminem is back with a video for his new release “We Made You,” and like a little vanishing freckle I have had on my hand since birth, I didn’t realize how much I missed him until he returned.  Any masterpiece that mocks Jessica Alba, Bret Michaels and Lindsay Lohan is an automatic favorite of mine.

And speaking of celebrities I can’t tolerate, I am working on my Mischa Barton tribute as promised.  I’m aware that Chris Brown’s case could technically still end up with a plea bargain, but I can’t have this Sword of Damocles hanging over my head for one more day.  My word is my bond, so out of integrity, I will be doing this.  I may be on a morphine drip whilst crafting my essay, but it will be done.  I’m currently watching Mischa footage on YouTube in hopes of finding some ray of light upon which I can focus on and translate into two hundred positive and love-filled words.  This is my punishment for over-confidence.

Oh, and I’m not sure that Eminem is ever really suitable for work, so consider yourself warned.  Especially if your employer takes issue with mechanical Kim Kardashian asses.  I’m just sayin’…

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