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Anne Hathaway Replacing Posh As New Face Of Marc Jacobs?

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Could the equine-faced beauty, Anne Hathaway, be the new face of the Marc Jacobs campaign?  According to Vogue UK, it’s a distinct possibility.

Victoria Beckham has been the face and body of Marc Jacobs for the past year, but word has it that Jacobs is looking to trade his Posh friend for a younger model with more, ummmm…horsepower.

“Marc and Anne have forged a fast but very intense friendship,” a friend of the star revealed to the Mail on Sunday. “They’re going to start doing public appearances together soon.”

“Anne hasn’t signed up to do any advertising yet but, by dressing her, Marc can infuse his line with a fresh but famous face and Anne can revamp her image,” the source continued. “If it works well, Anne would be happy to model for some of Marc’s campaigns.”

Now listen, I’m asking you all to forgive me.  I know I’ve been snark squared today but you would be too if you were in my current situation and facing the challenge that I have to deal with today.  I am bidding you all adieu whilst I go craft my Mischa Manifesto.  If I don’t contract some chronic illness or just plain die in the process, I’ll be back later to publish it.

I still want to give Anne Hathaway sugar cubes and pound iron nails into her hands and feet, though.

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  • There is no way that Anne Hathaway isnt beautiful, because she is. Good for Marc Jacobs for coming up with ideas to move his products rather than pout and complain about the first lady not wearing couture clothing, we are in a deep recession and if you want to stay alive be creative and cut prices to match the economic situation. Vera Wang is so wealthy just making wedding gowns she won’t live long enough to spend her money, so complaining just makes her look greedy.

    Plus Anne is very talented and will have a long career. She just needs to figure out how to pick a mate more carefully.

  • I think that Anne is much more fitting for the position than Posh is. I think Anne is classically beautiful, and her career is going to outlast Beckham’s.

  • Just to point out- Ms Anne looks even more like Marc Jacobs than Poshie does. Psych 101- liking those who look like we do. Can you post a side by side?

    • The first sentence is so pleasing, it’s almost like you’re paying her a compliment, Wendie! Until one realizes that equine-faced = horse-faced. that might be my new favorite word.

  • sorry, but I agree with EB. Anne isn’t hideous, but she isn’t attractive either.

    and Jinxy, why are we talking about Vera Wang? she in particular went the semi-inexpensive route when she debuted her line for Kohls…

  • Can we please save the horse face jokes for those who are truly deserving, Sarah Jessica Parker and Hillary Swank?

    • No, we should leave gorgeous, unhorsefaced women like Hilary out and keep ugly, trashy horsefaced women like Anne in, actually.

  • Let me just say this…”you aint got no alibi…”
    Anne, you have a case of taint face I am afraid.

    She should be the face of fish food with that guppy noggin.

  • I think Anne is unique looking in a lovely way, that sure is a terrible photo you posted of her tho!

  • This is great news! Posh always looks so bitchy and arrogant in every picture she takes.
    C’mon Wendie, Anne Hathaway isn’t ugly. She just looks unique and she may have that equine-face but she is super talented and always wears gorgeous gowns! I just wish she would smile with her mouth closed once in a while…:D

  • Anne Hathaway Replacing Posh As New Face Of Marc Jacobs?
    i think posh is sexy and bloody interesting….but then you see Anne H. and it makes me feel like i need a nap, cause she`s clumsy and borring…i mean….look at that photo!
    sorry i disagree with all you guyz

    • You have no idea if she snorts it, but she’s definitely made it clear she’s a skank. Her nasty attitude is bad enough, though. Nice goin’.

  • Ya know it is too bad that I find this girl to be so strange looking. I actually like her personality whenever I have ever seen her interviewed. She seems lovely, but attractive? Nope.

  • Has everybody shit in the eyes??? This girl is ugly, especially in close ups…yerk,…although she already got surgery… guys, you wouldn t even notice a girl like this in the street. But celebrity makes people beautiful , it is magic lol

  • I sometimes think she looks gorgeous, and sometimes weird. She has very striking features. Regardless, I do love her. Have you guys seen Rachel Getting Married? She was really, really good in it! And it was a great movie!

  • Err. Yah, okay. Most people are actually interested in looking at Posh. Looking at Anne Hathaway makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.
    Good one, Marc Jacobs.

  • hello sexy mrs Anne hathaway, and how are you doing my love, i wrote you a song to the instrumentals/beat,of a reggae song named,Mi Nature, which was sang, by the reggae singer, named Bounty Killer, but i wrote my own, intro, verse, plus chorus, using my own lyrics to the instrumental/beat, of the song for you sexy girl,
    so here is my song for you sexy mrs Anne Hathaway.
    Song Title: Mi Nature
    my intro: yeah, yeah, girl, yeah, yeah,babe.
    chorus: Anne Hathaway, you look,so good,strolling through hollywood, baby, please can we be together baby,you always look, lovely, sexy.
    verse 1:
    anne hathaway, what’s up, anne hathaway, you’re fine, you’re finer than silvers and gold, girl,
    baby girl, please be mine, anne hathaway, you shine,you’re brighter than diamonds and pearls girl, i like the way you walk, i like the way you talk, let’s talk on the telephones girl, and,baby girl can we see, baby girl, can we greet, can we meet, up, each other one day girl.