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Apr 06, 2009 at 07:59 am by Wendie
Chris Brown’s arraignment has been bumped from this morning until this afternoon. I’m really happy about this development as I won’t be around when we all learn that Brown’s attorneys have cut a deal with the prosecutor that basically equates to a misdemeanor with no jail time for beating the hell out of his girlfriend, Rihanna. Be assured, no matter what, I will continue to get as much mileage as possible out of this picture.
Want to know how confident I’m feeling about this plea deal? This is what I’m willing to do: If this case ends up being sent to trial, I will write one, positive and complimentary, two hundred words or more, piece on Mischa Barton, tomorrow.
Stay tuned. And Christ, I hope this goes the way I suspect.
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He should get more than a misdemeanor, that was a brutal attack, but Chris’ career is at a dead stop and those Benjamin’s don’t priint themselves yanno!
He’s douche but it’s doubtful that this will even end his career, so much for justice.
I wish a shark would pull him off that dam jetski. Sick of seeing his smug ass on it.
lol for the mischa piece :)
cant wait for the 200 words…
wait, can’t you still win if they then cop a plea? It doesn’t seem decided yet.
Wendie, my dear, I feel so sorry for your penance. I can’t wait for the essay. Please add something to the affect of her forward fashion sense, stunning acting experience and background, and just a very bright young Hollywood actress with Oscar potencial.