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Disturbing observations aside, I’m still attracted to Keith Urban. I’m sure his dick is very nice, and speaking of cock, where is Miley’s statutory rapist/super hunk boyfriend?
That guy your photo calls Chuck Wicks standing next to some irrelevant country music whore is also adorable, although he looks like he rented that tux. Really badly, like its obvious it isn’t fitted to him at all, or else he lost about 15lbs. in the course of the event.
On another note, I’m glad to see you return to form with such a delightfully wicked post. For a while now I’ve been worried you might be trying out for a spot on the View or something with all that sensitivity shit; glad to see you’ve come back to Bitchville. Welcome home, lovely.
Rad post Kelly, had me laughing so hard (and yeah, I said rad, what are you going to do about it?)
It’s Beet, not Kelly.
‘Jamie “My Career Is As Dead As A” Kennedy’
That made my day, thank you.
The clown shoes Jamie Kennedy is wearing are ridiculous.
Yeah I liked the Jamie comment too.
Im 100% that Keith didn’t notice that he was touching his wife’s ass. seriously that thing is flat as her back and it doesnt help that she is taller than him. its where her back would be if she was a foot shorter.
My boobs are having sympathy pains just looking at Kellie Pickler’s dress.
Seriously… Carrot-Top? How did he get invited?
Love the red dress Taylor Swift is wearing… and Jennifer Love looks great too.
The dress that just cracked me, up cause it was so bad… was the white bag dress… with the glitter one arm cape… that Carrie Underwears wore on stage for the opening music number. Just heinous.
Yet, love the shimmer glitter dress that Swift wore in the same music number…
The thing with Carrie is she tries too hard with the clothes and she just ends up looking like she is headed to prom. Pretty girl.. just in ugly dresses.
NK HAS FISHLIPS
I freaking LOVE Camila Alves’ dress! Where can I get that!? (not that i could afford it, lol)
Seems the theme for the evening was white. I guess because it’s Spring?
Thanks for labeling the pictures! :)
matt mcconahey’s baby’s mama has a fug grill.
total buttaface.
What is up with Pickler’s eyes? Every pic I see of her makes me cringe. Is it the eyebrows?