Julianne Hough at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Pictures Photos
Apr 05, 2009 at 10:56 pm by Evil Beet

Julianne Hough at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Pictures Photos

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14 Responses to “My Lord, What a FASCINATING Academy of Country Music Awards”

  1. Jeremy says:
    April 5, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Disturbing observations aside, I’m still attracted to Keith Urban. I’m sure his dick is very nice, and speaking of cock, where is Miley’s statutory rapist/super hunk boyfriend?

    That guy your photo calls Chuck Wicks standing next to some irrelevant country music whore is also adorable, although he looks like he rented that tux. Really badly, like its obvious it isn’t fitted to him at all, or else he lost about 15lbs. in the course of the event.

    On another note, I’m glad to see you return to form with such a delightfully wicked post. For a while now I’ve been worried you might be trying out for a spot on the View or something with all that sensitivity shit; glad to see you’ve come back to Bitchville. Welcome home, lovely.

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  2. Emily says:
    April 6, 2009 at 1:26 am

    Rad post Kelly, had me laughing so hard (and yeah, I said rad, what are you going to do about it?)

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  3. Robin says:
    April 6, 2009 at 4:36 am

    ‘Jamie “My Career Is As Dead As A” Kennedy’

    That made my day, thank you.

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    • Chuck says:
      April 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm

      The clown shoes Jamie Kennedy is wearing are ridiculous.

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    • DarkEmpress says:
      April 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm

      Yeah I liked the Jamie comment too.

      Im 100% that Keith didn’t notice that he was touching his wife’s ass. seriously that thing is flat as her back and it doesnt help that she is taller than him. its where her back would be if she was a foot shorter.

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  4. Lee says:
    April 6, 2009 at 6:55 am

    My boobs are having sympathy pains just looking at Kellie Pickler’s dress.

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  5. Hautie says:
    April 6, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Seriously… Carrot-Top? How did he get invited?

    Love the red dress Taylor Swift is wearing… and Jennifer Love looks great too.

    The dress that just cracked me, up cause it was so bad… was the white bag dress… with the glitter one arm cape… that Carrie Underwears wore on stage for the opening music number. Just heinous.

    Yet, love the shimmer glitter dress that Swift wore in the same music number…

    The thing with Carrie is she tries too hard with the clothes and she just ends up looking like she is headed to prom. Pretty girl.. just in ugly dresses.

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  6. Beebop says:
    April 6, 2009 at 7:36 am

    NK HAS FISHLIPS

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  7. alicia joy says:
    April 6, 2009 at 8:03 am

    I freaking LOVE Camila Alves’ dress! Where can I get that!? (not that i could afford it, lol)

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  8. Sharon says:
    April 6, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Seems the theme for the evening was white. I guess because it’s Spring?

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  9. Ashley says:
    April 6, 2009 at 9:56 am

    Thanks for labeling the pictures! :)

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  10. hotmilfchocolate says:
    April 6, 2009 at 10:07 am

    matt mcconahey’s baby’s mama has a fug grill.

    total buttaface.

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  11. rayne says:
    April 6, 2009 at 10:29 am

    What is up with Pickler’s eyes? Every pic I see of her makes me cringe. Is it the eyebrows?

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